10 Conspiracy Theories That Prove Republicans Think Obama is the Most Powerful Human Who’s Ever Lived

president-obama-11While looking through a few articles today, I ventured down into the comments section of several of the ones I read. It’s typically something I avoid doing because often the stupidity that quickly takes over the comments section on most articles is maddening. If it’s not the “trolls” out there just trying to validate their existence by ticking people off, it’s the people who are so mentally disturbed it’s shocking that they’re not locked up in a mental hospital.

But while perusing through some of these comments sections, I couldn’t help but notice how many conservatives seem to honestly believe that the first case of Ebola found in the United States is somehow linked to President Obama. I read outlandish comments that suggested he brought him into Texas to “wipe out conservatives in the South,” or others who believed the government was lying about this individual flying over here from Africa to cover up the “fact” that he’s really an illegal Mexican immigrant.

It never ceases to amaze me how evil and powerful conservatives think President Obama is. Honestly, if you listen to these people, he belongs in the same category as Hitler and Stalin – only much more powerful.

There’s seemingly an endless list of conspiracy theories linked to the president. I think it’s clear, conservatives seem to believe that Obama is the most powerful human who’s ever lived.

In fact, I decided I’d list 10 conspiracies theories to prove my point.

1) He became president even though he’s not really an American: Somehow President Obama managed to forge two different forms of his birth certificate; a birth announcement from over 40 years ago; fool every government intelligence agency that could easily verify his citizenship; and get countless officials (both federal and in Hawaii) behind the scenes to go along with this ruse.

2) He rigs our monthly jobs reports to make himself look better: Yes, a man who has no connections to the Bureau of Labor and Statistics managed to infiltrate the process by which they calculate jobs numbers so that they would make the economy look better on his watch. And he’s done this for nearly six years without a single member of the BLS exposing his deceit.

3) He faked the death of Osama bin Laden: Not only did he fake his death, but he got al Qaeda and Osama bin Laden to go along with this hoax, considering Osama hasn’t been heard from since 2011 and the terrorist group confirmed he had been killed by American forces.

4) He’s going to confiscate our guns: Any day now it’s going to happen… just watch. Actually, the fact he hasn’t confiscated our guns, or passed any laws to control gun violence, is all part of his master plan to take our guns – during his third term as president…

5) He’s going to run for a third term as president: Considering that this would take a massive change to our Constitution, or an even bigger violation of it, this would prove just how powerful he truly is. I guess we’ll find out soon when he announces he’s seeking another term as president.


6) He’s working with the Muslim Brotherhood: And he’s managed to hide any and all ties, visits, communications and intelligence swaps with the group from every single intelligence agency we have. Oh, I know how he’s done that. He’s managed to seize complete control over every intelligence gathering agency we have to ensure that his dastardly ties to the Muslim Brotherhood will never be found out. Makes sense now.

7) He faked the 8 million Obamacare sign ups: But he didn’t just fake these millions of sign ups. He then conspired to make 7.2 million Americans actually pay for these health care policies.

8) He’s responsible for millions of jobs being lost: But not only that, he managed to cause the economic crash that was responsible for those millions of lost jobs nearly a full year before he was even elected.

9) He’s covered up the truth about Benghazi: Though he didn’t just cover up the truth about Benghazi, he also got the Republican-led House Intelligence Committee to help cover up his lies by officially finding in their investigation that there was no conspiracy to cover up what happened that night.

10) Is soft on illegal immigration and encouraging illegal immigrants to come here so they’ll vote for Democrats: This one is good. Somehow he’s managed to be historically “soft” on illegal immigration, while currently being on a pace to deport more illegal immigrants than any president in history. He also apparently forced George W. Bush to sign the 2008 law that determines how we must treat immigrants from non-contiguous countries. And I’m absolutely certain he’s the one who caused more illegal immigrants to come here in the 80’s during Reagan’s administration than during his own.

And honestly, these 10 only scratch the surface. There are so many others that it’s really impossible to keep up with. From the IRS, to climate change to his falsifying school records while in college. There’s seemingly no end to the list of outrageous conspiracies conservatives have come up with as it relates to President Obama.

Which leads to only one conclusion: Republicans think President Obama is the most powerful human who’s ever lived.


Allen Clifton

Allen Clifton is a native Texan who now lives in the Austin area. He has a degree in Political Science from Sam Houston State University. Allen is a co-founder of Forward Progressives and creator of the popular Right Off A Cliff column and Facebook page. Be sure to follow Allen on Twitter and Facebook, and subscribe to his channel on YouTube as well.

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  • Warner W. Johnston

    While being weak and unable to govern. And you forgot Nazi-Commie and Illuminati.

    • Richard Fitzwell

      don’t forget radical secret muslim Marxist Kenyan!

      • Chris Isner

        Don’t forget bisexual Fascist Antichrist!

      • Richard Fitzwell

        OK Chris, we won’t forget you.

    • Sean Jones

      And power hungry tyrant/ dictator

  • Barb

    I actually know idiot bible thumpers who have labeled him the anti-christ and swear its the end of the world… And they are black women church goers getting this frim their propaganda churches!!! Sickening to me!

  • Christopher Willis

    Thank you! Yet they will still say something to explain or excuse their stupidity in 3, 2, 1………

  • rashid

    It’s hilarious how seemingly intelligent folks can fall for these hoaxes. It’s also amazing how “the-so-called-faith” can parallel ignorance for so many. Go Mr. President, go!!!

  • Howard J. Barnett

    Merely part and parcel of the unofficial “Get The N****r Out Of The White House” campaign of the GOP, and the other assorted dimmer switches and gutterballs of the right.

    • bleurose

      Right you are! They don’t want him there + they don’t understand how he got there after all they spent to buy the election.

  • You forgot that he re-directed a hurricane towards the GOP convention. Quite possibly, however, the President *made* you forget. You really don’t want to mess with this dude.

    • LL11

      Thank you. I am literally laughing out loud.

  • betty geiger

    I had lunch today with two “nice” ladies who actually said they believe President Obama is an angry, arrogant man, and the worse President ever “he’s just TERRIBLE!” They went on to repeat almost all of the right-wing”talking points” of the last 6 1/2 years! It was unbelievable!! My blood pressure still hasn’t come down. I thought these people were just on Facebook..Lol. Well, I held my own, but it was 2 against 1!! I know I live in a conservative hot spot, but wow, what a shock that these ladies I know & like we’re so programmed to believe all the “carp” that’s been said about this President. I shocked THEM too…Don’t think they know anyone else who voted for President Obama TWICE!! Lol

    • Mary

      Hey Beth do you per chance live in east TN. LOL, you sound like you could live in my community. and I too shock them having voted TWO times for Obama….and if he had a decent Congress, would proudly do it a 3rd time.

  • Pedro De Oliveira Verissimo

    If only he were that powerful, than the USA would be able to get sh*t done, instead of getting blocked by an Republican domination in congress…

  • Jim Bean

    He has NOT deported more illegal aliens. Rather, he rigged the numbers to fool liberals.

    The number of deportations resulting from interior enforcement by ICE declined by 19 percent from 2011 to 2012, and is on track to decline another 22 percent in 2013.

    In 2012, the year the Obama administration claimed to break enforcement records, more than one-half of removals attributed to ICE were the result of Border Patrol arrests that would never have been counted as a removal in prior years. In 2008, under the Bush administration, only one-third of removals were from Border Patrol arrests.

    Total deportations in 2011, the latest year for which complete numbers are available, numbered 715,495 – the lowest level since 1973. The highest number of deportations on record was in 2000, under the Clinton administration, when 1,864,343 aliens were deported

    • Tellthetruth

      And Ronald Reagan Gave a MASSIVE Amnesty to millions in 1986

      • Jim Bean

        You are telling the truth.

    • Diane

      Hi Jim Bean one of the most amazing trolls and mindless bigots on this or any other site. Have run across him many times and he never disappoints with his right wing nut job lies, fabrications and just silly statements.

      • Jim Bean

        Source?

      • Jim Bean

        Yeah… Where is your source? Me thinks Jim pulls numbers out of hats.

      • Jim Bean

        Center for Immigration Studies. Paste the three paragraphs of text from my original post in your browser and it will pop right up.

      • remerton

        Center for Immigration Studies is a right-wing organization with ties to white supremacist organizations. Highly suspect as a source of “facts”.

      • Jim Bean

        Please direct me to the data that convinced you their data was flawed.

      • Eric Domejean

        Seems that all of the changes have to do with Voluntary returns it was 1,378,133 in 2000 and is now 80,516. The border agent arrests do not seem relevant.

      • Jim Bean

        I make a claim and give you stats to back it up and you react by assaulting me personally without making any attempt to dispute the information I provided. Why do liberals do that? Do they think the impartial reader is going to say, “Hey! Look at that! Diane says this guy is a nut job so that proves he made this all up?” Does that actually happen?

        Or is it a case of you having grudging done a little research on information I provided that you found distasteful, and, upon finding you have no case to make against it, you launch an attack on the guy who provided it thinking that will have the same effect?

      • Bob Trower

        It seems that Jim bean is the only one here that has any intelligence as to what actually is the facts.

    • itsamom

      So if half of the removals were actually Border Patrol arrests that should mean that fewer people were able to cross the border. Great job, President Obama, you are closing the borders without closing the borders! Fantastic!

      • Jim Bean

        No. That could mean the same amount or more crossed the boarder and weren’t caught.

      • Eric Domejean

        I did not see that on your source, can you point that out.

    • Jim T

      Two out of three people usually agree with me.

  • Indee

    He’s not the most powerful man ever by a long shot. He’s only a pawn, a simple officer in the corporation of the united states of america.

  • dimepeice55

    There is no accounting for, white ignorance!

    • Chris Isner

      Nor confoundingly unnecessary punctuation.

    • Kim Serrahn

      Not all of it’s white.

  • Tellthetruth

    Do not forget that Obama’s mother was an AMERICAN. and on the same principle Republicans claimed that Rafael [Ted] Cruz, who was BORN in Calgary ,Canada ,to an American mother and just recently gave up his Canadian citizenship CAN be the Next president os the USA…Fascinating

  • Guest

    He also is responsible for Katrina and being a secret Black Panther who pals around with terrorists.

  • Jimmy L Aldrich

    He is also a facist, communist socialist…if that makes sense.

    • David McInnis

      You forgot Nazi. LOL We can’t ignore the power of Godwin’s Law.

      So many people are just so set in their ways that they have no interest in seeking information that might conflict with what they already believe. And they are also too lazy to even look up the definitions of words that they hear and will just parrot them on demand. And this is precisely why they continue to vote against their own best interests. A fascist nazi communist socialist would have some severe identity issues, at the very least. 🙂

      • Jimmy L Aldrich

        Lol…true.

    • Chris Isner

      That was a Glenn Beck special. When Fox’s communist label wasn’t working well enough with focus groups, they did a 360 and started calling him fascist. Then Beck broke out his blackboard and reeducated millions of people into believing they’re synonymous.

  • Arizona_Randy

    I don’t need a conspiracy theory. It is really much simpler than that. I just think he is an incompetent, angry, arrogant, lying, constitution-loathing, race-baiting, ass. Other than that, he is just fine.

    • the Dude

      Hey Arizona Randy! Sat next to you at dinner the other day and listened to you say the exact same thing to your table except you also called him a dumbass nigger.

  • rick dalton

    He also Has death camps set up he training Zombies to eat the people in the FEMA camp. He setting up a Ebola camp to train the boogieman to know not to eat the infected people. He anti religion he hates Christians. He broken every law that been written. He let Benghazi happen so we could have Ebola here in the U.S.

  • Stephen Barlow

    Remember that as a NON American, he doesn’t HAVE to abide by the Constitution. He gets all the protections, but non of the responsibility.

    As a diplomat from Kenya, he can and should just walk up to John Boehner and shoot him 5 times in the face. He’s IMMUNE!!! All they can do is send him back to Kenya.

    (NO reality as harmed in the creation of this satire.)

  • barefoot bob

    In my opinion, the majority of conservative Republicans, and Teabaggers, have diseased brains. The only possible reason for their cognitive dysfunction.

  • Cliff Herring

    You know that THEY don’t even believe this bullshit,right! They only spout this nonsense to strike FEAR into the hearts of the gullible..you know..their BASE!

  • StarrGazerr615

    Don’t forget all the secret FEMA Concentration camps that he built so well that no one has ever found one.

  • Jim

    wait till Hillary gets in the Whitehouse , GOP will stifle her as well then blame everything under the sun on her , appears thats all the strategy they have , besides warmongering for profit

  • Jim T

    I can see it now, President Obama closes the door to his office, sits in his big chair behind the big desk in the oval office. Slowly tearing away the fake face to reveal that he is in fact Martin Landau of the IMF.

  • notwiththem

    After reading this, I’m sure he has a time machine. That explains it all.

  • zerobeat

    Furthermore, they attribute this fantastic amount of power to him while decrying him for not being able to govern effectively.

  • sherry06053

    I don’t understand why you write about this garbage and continue to perpetuate their idiocy. If it weren’t for this sight, I wouldn’t even know about, or remember them. It’s old news. You aren’t going to change anyone’s mind. Find something new to talk about. No one but you are talking about most of these topics.

    • Tracy Rowe

      (site)

  • MadameDelphi

    And he controls Factcheck.org and Snopes.com.