The 5 Worst Conservative Memes Of The Week

facepalm1This is the eleventh installment in our weekly fact-check series “The 5 Worst Conservative Memes Of The Week.” For last week’s installment, see here.

For those of you who are seeing this for the first time, the idea behind the countdown is to spotlight the dumbest, most absurd, or downright horrible conservative memes that are floating around on social media.

We also discuss the Facebook page or other social media accounts associated with them when applicable, as many of these images are used to advertise a website, petition, or political cause. In the interest of being fair, I also do a monthly column that addresses idiotic or hateful ones from the left, as they do exist as well.

With that out of the way, on to our countdown.

5. Our first one this week comes from the right-wing clickbait site The Patriot Post.


If you’re dumb enough to subscribe to this website and believe their posts – like this gem about Michelle Obama and fried chicken that is nothing more than a rehosted link that takes you to The Washington Times – then maybe this idiotic meme is for you. The federal government under the Affordable Care Act is not going to handle the medical records of every American any more than they are going to appoint death panels that mandate we put grandpa on an iceberg and float him out to sea. In the minds of the morons who click on their website before being redirected to ever so slightly more credible conservative sites, because the IRS allegedly lost Lois Lerner’s emails, somehow that means the government is going to handle and lose my appendectomy records from 1999.

4. I’d like to quit Conservative Lady, but with stuff like this, I just can’t.


As I’ve said before, I don’t think she believes half of the stuff that she posts on her page. Like many other conservative pages (and some liberal ones as well), I’m pretty sure Amy aka Conservative Lady posts whatever will fire up her audience and cash in on the resulting web traffic. Even though the Benghazi story has even been almost completely dropped by Fox, right-wing click farms are still bringing it up in between selling gold and survival gear, just in case President Obama somehow declares himself president for life and institutes martial law. Be very afraid and don’t forget to buy our stuff! Oh Amy, I have to hand it to you, you really do have your suckers audience pegged so well.

3. This one isn’t necessarily a meme, but it’s a slogan that conservatives have been plastering on the back of their vehicles and spouting online ever since President Obama was elected. Now the folks over at Being Conservative have added it into their mix of email sign up lists posing as petitions and other clickbait nonsense.


Like Conservative Lady and many other Facebook pages on the right (and again, some on the left), Being Conservative is nothing more than a Facebook page designed to drive traffic to websites or petitions – or in this case, sell t-shirts. I hope nobody actually wastes their money on these shirts, but if they do, it is useful to show who has little grasp of how government actually works. Oh, and if you’re a liberal who failed to vote this year, you’re not allowed to laugh. These morons voted, but you didn’t.

2. I came across the moronic page “South Louisiana Patriots” today while reading other ridiculous comments on KATC. Needless to say, these folks are a special kind of paranoid and stupid – and they have guns.


First of all, if you want someone to take you seriously, learn to proofread memes before you make them, or before you download them from someone else and then post them as your own. It might also help to have a working website, understand the difference between regulation and confiscation, as well as a working knowledge of how the Constitution ACTUALLY works. I’m pretty sure half of these guys listen to Alex Jones and/or ate paint chips as kids, but at least they make me laugh when I read local news pages.

1. In the wake of yesterday’s election, I can’t tell if this one from RNC Chairman Reince Priebus is dumb or true, or both. Let’s give it a little of both, shall we?


I guess he’s right, the victory belongs to the people who actually got off Facebook, and stopped signing and sharing silly petitions long enough to get to the polls. Yes, Mr. Priebus, your party won but it wasn’t because your team played harder and did everything right, it’s because the other team didn’t show up. In other words, they forfeited. It doesn’t mean your ideas are great, it’s just that the left sat around and thought armchair activism replaced actually voting. Enjoy your victory, for now.

And that’s it for this week. Join us next time for 5 more of the dumbest, most ridiculous conservative memes that we’ve found floating around social media. As always, remember that just because they put something on the internet, that doesn’t mean it’s true, or intelligent. Just ask Senator Vitter about his petition he claimed would stop Ebola in Louisiana, or the constant fear mongering from Fox News all the way up to the election.

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  • shooter_mcgavin

    How come when conservatives takes jabs at Liberals and try to be funny they just fall flat on their faces? It’s not like it can’t be done Matt Stone and Trek Parker have been mocking Liberals for years and do a fine job at it.

    • Stephen Barlow

      Different agendas, different paths to different results.

  • nofanofeitherparty

    ” your party won but it wasn’t because your team played harder and did everything right, it’s because the other team didn’t bother to show up”

    In voting, being the ones to show up IS playing harder and doing ever thing right. I voted strictly Libertarian and have for years. Libertarians generally come from the Right. We Took 3% Of The Total Vote and the Left was still wiped clean just about everywhere. I don’t like the right… but I despise the left. You’re @$$ whooping was worse than you’ll ever admit… and the world is a better place for it.

    • sonnyboy1

      Just like the 2 two major elections. People are fed up with both party’s who are really, one and the same. Different rhetoric, same results.

    • sonnyboy1

      Just like the last 2 elections.

  • sonnyboy1

    It doesn’t matter which party who we think is in charge, it’s the globalists who rule. Both party’s are in bed with them and we the voters just wont wake up to that fact. Will we see much change from the road down to where where we’ve heading the last 40 years? No, we will not. No matter who we vote for, we vote for THEM! Following is some quote from these demons from so called ‘both party’s;

    “Two centuries ago our forefathers brought forth a new nation; now we must join with others to bring forth a new world order.” Declaration of
    Interdependence, January 30, 1976, signed by 32 U.S. Senators and 92 U.S.
    Representatives in Washington, D.C.

    “This regionalization is in keeping with the Tri-Lateral Plan which calls for a
    gradual convergence of East and West, ultimately leading toward the goal of one world government. National sovereignty is no longer a viable
    concept.”Zbigniew Brzezinski, National Security Advisor to President Jimmy Carter

    “It s the sacred principles enshrined in the United Nations charter to which to which the American people will henceforth pledge their allegiance.” President George Bush addressing the General Assembly of the U.N. February 1, 1992

    “The real rulers in Washington are invisible and exercise their power from
    behind the scenes.” —Justice Felix Frankfurter, U.S. Supreme Court.

    • Stephen Barlow

      Love that new foil hat! Never seen a galvanized paper burger wrapper folded like that before. Kudos on the recycling man, but the ketchup doesn’t go with the stains on your shorts. Next time, order mustard and mayo only.

      • sonnyboy1

        Spoken like a true, bury head in sand, progressive. This is the reason I get on far left web sites, I shake my head in wonder at how out of touch they are.

      • Stephen Barlow

        So you can’t get it up to masturbate anymore and have chosen politics over porn…

      • Stephen Barlow

        CAn’t you do that on your couch watching FoxFixtion?

  • Jim Bean

    I don’t know Allen. Everyone one of those are consistent with critical thinking.

    • Charles Vincent

      UHHHH Manny wrote this not Allen. Brain fart or what?

      • Jim Bean


      • Stephen Barlow

        So you two are sleeping together now! Congrats and when are you moving to an open marriage trailer park?