Alex Jones Goes Off on Disgusting Sexist Rant About Michelle Obama

alex-jonesI think I’ve made my feelings about Alex Jones pretty clear.  Personally I think he’s nothing more than a bottom-feeding parasite that preys on people suffering from severe mental health issues.

Because in my opinion the only way anyone could look at Alex Jones and say to themselves, “You know, he makes a lot of sense” is if their mental health is not exactly ideal.

And his comments concerning Michelle Obama only solidified the disdain I feel for the pile of garbage.

While going off on his usual “the Obama administration is the worst thing that’s ever happened to the human species” rant, he decided to insinuate that the Obama administration is so dishonest that one should question whether or not Michelle Obama is even a woman.

Jones said, “Now, I’m not drawing any conclusions here, but I know this, it’s fair to question anything and everything this administration says. I can’t think of an administration in history that’s been caught with such a perfect record of everything they say and do being a lie or a fraud.”

“These people are the authors of such tyranny that they shouldn’t whine and complain when the public doesn’t believe anything they’re saying, especially when every time I look at ‘Michelle’ or ‘Michael’ Obama, the First Lady, or First Tranny, something doesn’t look right,” he continued.

“She doesn’t look like any black woman I’ve ever known,” Jones continued ranting. “She’s got shoulders that are wider than a man’s, which physiologically doesn’t happen. You can put three heads on a man’s shoulders, and two heads on a woman’s shoulders.  That’s a known anatomy.”

He then referenced Klinefelter syndrome, a set of symptoms where males have additional x genetic material.  A condition that only impacts males.  Though he pathetically tried to play the syndrome as something that creates some kind of male/female hybrid.  

“For me,” he continued, “this really isn’t just a laughing matter. It’s not just the sexuality, but the very genetics of the human species across the board is being manipulated.”

And this is a someone millions of people actually take seriously.

That. Is. Terrifying.

However, even after comments such as these, Jones spends a good part of his life screaming at people to listen to him.  Claiming that sane people should take him seriously.  Yet this is the kind of absurd bullshit (excuse my language) that he spends time talking about?

Outside of the fact that what he said is ridiculous, it’s incredibly sexist and transphobic as well.  To insinuate that she’s “manly” just because she has wide shoulders?  I guess he must feel every woman playing in the WNBA is “manly” too, right?  After all, most of those women are taller than even the average male.

Heck, Michelle Obama at 5’11 is taller than the average American male.

Anyone who has any kind of respect for Alex Jones should be ashamed of themselves.  This man has made a career out of peddling some of the most vile, hateful, paranoid propaganda I’ve ever heard.

He’s an absolute embarrassment to the human race.

And considering he looks like a sea manatee, he really shouldn’t be criticizing anybody else’s appearance.

Allen Clifton

Allen Clifton is a native Texan who now lives in the Austin area. He has a degree in Political Science from Sam Houston State University. Allen is a co-founder of Forward Progressives and creator of the popular Right Off A Cliff column and Facebook page. Be sure to follow Allen on Twitter and Facebook, and subscribe to his channel on YouTube as well.


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  • John

    Alex Jones’s parents dropped him on his head as an infant. Pass it on.

    • Bonta-kun

      For him to come out with some of the insane brainfarts he does, I suspect it was more of a spike than a drop.

  • Chomper Lomper Tawee

    Yeah! when they threw him in the garbage.

  • mary gott

    Hey! Don’t insult the poor manatees….

  • Lawrence Devine

    Who the hell is Alex Jones and why does anyone pay attention to him? Michelle Obama is a wonderful first lady and we can all be proud to have her in the white house.

  • Marilyn Olsen Scheffler

    What a disgusting person!! Why is he given any credibility at all? Who is he anyway—–of what importance is he? He sounds like a little kindergartener having a fight with a friend that he’s mad at! What an embarrassment to the human race!

  • James Blanken

    When I saw that the “History” channel was using him for talking points on one of their H2 shows, that is was I lost all faith in hu(manatee). Sorry. Couldn’t help myself.

  • DavidD

    I ignore him and others like him most of the time.If he wants to pimp off fear and hatred it will catch up to him some day..
    Looking at him it probably already has.. I don’t want to get too close for fear it will infect me.
    People who will say or do anything to profit are that 4% who are sociopaths.He probably believes little of what he says but is caught up in his pathological need to get over.
    He things he’s special but he’s as common as any grunting pig is.
    I feel sorry for the people he preys on.They let their own hate and fear get the best of them.

  • Sandy Greer

    What an absolutely, disgusting, repulsive, pig.

  • Jim Bean

    He was just using satire with regard to the Obama administration’s unprecedented record of deceit. If only the Left could lighten up a bit.

    • Beverly Marsh

      And you are not thinking straight. No satire. Simply racism. Black women looking like men. Yes, we are strong. So……… The good Lord spent time making us. No puny, puny here. Majestic strength. Get over it.

    • katgal1232

      Jim, the right has NEVER been known for any comedic talent. There are NO funny repuglicans because they are just too stupid. For comedy to be good one must have an IQ over 75. Go ahead and say the president is deceitful, you are clearly a nut bucket. George Bushy had ya all convinced that we should invade Iraq because some militants caused 9/11. Never mind it was not Iraq.

    • Nick Wride

      Sexism and racism are satire to you clown car fucknuts on the right? You’re as fucked up in the head as Jones is.

      • Jim Bean

        The only people is see unblinkingly focused on skin color are liberals. They’re the ones, every time someone criticizes a Democrat’s policy statement, that first look at the Dems skin color and then cry racism if it isn’t white. I see you’re already making preparations for the transition from racism to sexism in anticipation of Hillary becoming president and you being unable to articulate any substantive defense of possible criticisms she might face.

    • shilohboy

      When has there been any attacks on First Ladies? It’s obvious why she is being attack. This is not funny,it is a total lack of disrespect,and it’s sick.

  • Nick Wride

    Of course, if anyone dared question the Cheney/Bush REGIME, they were called anti-American traitors.