Conservative Legal Activist: Obama Must Be ‘Taken Alive’ For Exposing White People To Ebola

larry-klayman-obamaNormally I wouldn’t give someone like conservative legal activist Larry Klayman the time of day because (at least in my opinion) he’s insane. But in just the past few days alone he’s said some of the most ridiculous things I’ve heard in quite some time.

Apparently he’s a birther on a whole other level. He doesn’t believe that President Obama was born in Hawaii (which clearly would make him an American citizen), but in his ridiculous move to have him deported (as if he were an illegal immigrant) he seems to also not believe that Obama’s mother was an American.

Like I said, he’s insane.

And if it wasn’t already pretty clear that one of the driving forces behind his hatred of President Obama is racism, his recent comments pretty much solidify it.

In his weekly column, Klayman asserted that President Obama must be “taken alive” and deported instantly for the “crime” of exposing white people, and non-Muslims, to Ebola.

Here are a few excerpts from this crazy person:

Obama has favored his African brothers over the rest of us by allowing them free entry into this country. As a result, Ebola has now been introduced into the United States, may be on the verge of spreading rapidly, with the end result being potential massive death to our citizenry.

In effect, by allowing continued entry from these African nations, Obama and his flunkies like Dr. Thomas Frieden at the CDC and throughout his administration are furthering acts of terrorism against you and your loved ones.

But as has been true throughout Obama’s illegitimate presidency, as all credible evidence suggests that he was born in Kenya and is neither a natural born citizen eligible to be president, nor has he been “naturalized” as a citizen to even have the right to remain here – see the deportation petition I filed recently – regrettably our Muslim commander in chief has favored his own creed over the rest of us.

Now, during his regime, relegating whites and others who are not black or Muslim to the back of the bus has become an invidious form of reverse discrimination. This was not right when blacks were subjected to this treatment, and it is not right now – particularly given its deadly implications.

I do not advocate violence, and I want Obama to be taken alive to be deported and pay for his inadequacies under the rule of law. But he must be forced from office as soon as possible, before all is lost. We the people simply cannot, and should not, take it anymore.

He then concluded by saying this nation is “at war” with President Obama.

I apologize because normally I would give some sort of detailed breakdown covering what it is about which I am writing and offering my in-depth opinion on it. But Klayman’s level of insanity simply speaks for itself.

It just shocks me people like him aren’t locked away in some mental hospital somewhere. And the worst part is, I’m willing to bet there are at least a few million conservatives who agree with him wholeheartedly. Heck, several conservative media personalities have been voicing conspiracy theories involving President Obama and Ebola in these past couple weeks, so this isn’t limited to one or two extreme fringe right-wingers.

After all, quite a few conservatives still don’t even believe President Obama is a legitimate president. And probably just as many believe that he’s working with Islamic operatives to take down the United States, whether through Ebola or other means.

Allen Clifton

Allen Clifton is a native Texan who now lives in the Austin area. He has a degree in Political Science from Sam Houston State University. Allen is a co-founder of Forward Progressives and creator of the popular Right Off A Cliff column and Facebook page. Be sure to follow Allen on Twitter and Facebook, and subscribe to his channel on YouTube as well.


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  • Jillz

    What does it take for someone to be charged with sedition in the USA?

    • keltcrusader

      At this point, I’m not even sure what we would do with them all since there are so many. 🙁

      • HempCanSaveTheWorld

        We could release the people incarcerated for marijuana and let the Republican politicians take their places.

      • Stephen Barlow

        I HOPE he DOES pardon all the nonviolent Pot offenders . But he’s waiting until AFTER The election.
        If I were him, I would be soo tempted to issue ALL the executive orders the REDs could NEVER imagine him issuing. All on one day. Like Nov 5.

        EMPTY the for profit prisons, Set the National Speed limit @ 45. Make National Holidays on Famous Black Panther’s Birthdays. Nominate Charles Manson for the Supreme Court. Devalue the dollar 99% (Nixon did it 10% in 1969) so that pennies are worth a fortune.

        Create a 4 day work week, with three day weekends and “Marijuana Mondays”.

        Fire all the Congressional Aides, security and drivers. I mean Furlough them to cut costs. All on the morning of the SOTU Address.

        Them go all Monique, Tyler Perry and Queen Latifiah in Mom jeans on the REDS in the Joint Session on national TV, and then announce you are taking a MONTH of Vacation and Joe Biden will take all your calls!!!!

      • Tom Pryor

        Fuck that. Build a new Guantanamo and let the fuckers rot there.

      • Stephen Barlow

        A Sedition Prison on an Alleutian Island.

    • Stephen Barlow

      A President with a pair.

    • Stephen Barlow

      18 U.S. Code § 2384 – Seditious conspiracy

      Current through Pub. L. 113-163. (See Public Laws for the current Congress.)

      US Code


      If two or more persons in any State or Territory, or in any place subject to the jurisdiction of the United States, conspire to overthrow, put down, or to destroy by force the Government of the United States, or to levy war against them, or to oppose by force the authority thereof, or by force to prevent, hinder, or delay the execution of any law of the United States, or by force to seize, take, or possess any property of the United States contrary to the authority thereof, they shall each be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than twenty years, or both.

      The Constitutional language is similar, but the definition is the same.

      There MUST BE a direct conspiracy with a plan to incite the overthrow of the Government. I kinda thought Red Cruz and 79 other signers of the FreedomWorks letter fit the bill EXACTLY, but Obama WIMPED OUT.

      He could have ENDED all that public crap throwing with arrests and jailing of Elected officials in bed with REIGHT WING FANATICS. Would have done the country a world of good. Not to mention made GREAT COPY for the Midterm Election Ads.

      • Jillz

        “…conspire to overthrow, put down, or to destroy by force the Government of the United States, or to levy war against them, or to oppose by force the authority thereof, or by force to prevent, hinder, or delay the execution of any law of the United States”

        So, probably at least half of the GOP, particularly those in the House of Representatives, and a large majority of the extreme right base.

        *rolls eyes and shakes head*

      • Stephen Barlow

        Obama LIKES negotiating with terrorists… haven’t you heard?

  • ML

    First African American president is no dummy! He knows he’d face this kind of racism, and he handles it very well. Just like Jackie Robinson, Jack Johnson, Otelia Cromwell, The Golden Thirteen, Silas Hunt, Carl Brashear, Ernest Green and the Little Rock Nine….someone has to be the first. This is how progress is made.

    • kcponte

      I cannot imagine another African American ever wanting to run for President again after the shameful way Obama has been treated. I
      believe the citizens of this country that allow such a display of hatred
      against our President should hang their heads in shame. We are the laughing stock of the world with the way we have treated this man and his family. I have never in my life been so ashamed of the people of this country who have spread their hate against this great President and the ones who will not stand up for the Obama Family.

      • Kim Serrahn

        I think that all we should elect from now on, black and Dem. or black women Dem’s. Would that such give everyone a bloody heart attack.

      • nmmagyar

        A Black Lesbian in a wheelchair would do the trick of ridding us of these creatures.

      • Kim Serrahn

        Where do I vote.

      • Stephen Barlow

        A Black, Lesbian, Muslim Ima’am in a wheelchair WAR Veteran!

      • Stephen Barlow

        As long as they have a platform AND a PLAN that will benefits the VOTERS, and they can stick to it in the face of 7 figure bribes. WOW! Think of the havoc a really honest “Mr. Smith” would bring to Washington if they took all the bribes and CATALOGED them, then presented them on the record on the floor of the House and demanded a COMPLETE investigation into ALL campaign financing for the last 2 decades?

        hehehe. Stephen Barlow For Congress. But first i would need a Reverse Boehner, or a Michael jackson skin treatment and an SRS to qualify… (Sexual Reassignment Surgery) and I just can NOT, even for the cause of freedom, liberty and integrity in service to My country, DESECRATE A NATIONAL MONUMENT.

        So you will just have to vote for a Faux Black GUY!.

      • I’d go a step father and vote for a black or Hispanic (or both) Jewish Lesbian if one would run. That would make Conservative heads explode.

      • HempCanSaveTheWorld

        You think this is bad, just think what they would have done to Hillary if she’d won.

      • Tom Pryor

        Pretty much the exact same shit, just at a different target. Haters gonna hate.

      • Stephen Barlow

        She wouldn’t have tolerated it. Obama had the SAME problem as Clinton in the first term ( Hell!! it was the SAME GUYS who screwed him!)

        He didn’t know the power of his office and he tried to be a human, not a leader. Clinton tried to negotiate with the terrorists of the Gingrich Party.

        he let them set the agenda and so did Obama.

      • They may still get their chance. She could still win the presidency.

      • MorganLvr

        Totally agree!

      • PRIME79


      • Stephen Barlow

        That was kind of the REDpublican plan. Only in 25 years, the old white men will be DEAD and the Marco Rubio’s will be the elders of the GOP. But after citizenship is given to the 11 million with American lives and American families (where are those FAMILY VALUES when talking about NON WHITES?) he will be excommunicated for abusing his heritage to get in office and backstabbing those who put him in.

        Imagine a Texas where only 27% of the voters need a tanning booth and walnut oil to ‘blend in’. LMAO!

    • Stephen Barlow

      Thank you! For adding to the list. To My shame, My memory is so shabby on Civil Rights history. I just remember showing up for Little League tryouts with a vinyl and felt glove I got with tickets from the skiball arcade on the Ocean City MD boardwalk.

      All the kids laughed and I ended up in farm league, playing RF on dirt and rocks with no fence. Play deep, throw hard!!! LOL but I told them I could take more of their crap than Jackie Robinson. Since none of them read for FUN, it shut most of them up.

      Sad how racist murders have never been tallied and today, killer cop murders are not a special list of deaths in any database. Do you think 1000 people a year end up in the morgue from a cop chokehold, beating or shooting. 86 a day is the Death TOY, Killing machine , Firearms death rate in America. 3 of those by cop would NOT be unthinkable.

      How many killings by cop were so covered up the bodies were NEVER found? or where a drop piece was left and another person framed, perhaps jailed and convicted and doing time while INNOCENT for a COP’s CRIME of murder?

      Thank for pointing out that no one man is the solution, that humanity for all is a group effort and a joint project. I think that all who oppose should be shamed in all the voting places in America with a plaque with their Names on it.

      IN 2014, these men voted AGAINST equal rights and equal pay for women:

      Mitch McConnell, John Boehner… To stand in perpetuity outside every polling place in the country @ every election.

    • That’s why he doesn’t lose his cool with these morons.

  • Eg Kbbs

    So any blacks or hispanics exposed to Ebola is A-OK ?

  • Gary Smith

    Stop calling him a “Legal Activist” and stop giving him the attention he so desperately craves.

    The technically accurate term for Klaymation is “Whackadoodle Shitbird Who Couldn’t Win a Goddamned Debate against The Freaking Hamburglar”.

    • fedele

      OMG!!!! I’m not into calling people names but, I’m sorry, ” couldn’t win a goddamn debate against the freaking hamburglar” is freakin funny!

      • sfwm.son

        Also whackadoodle shit bird.

      • Stephen Barlow

        Macdoodle would love this convo.

      • Stephen Barlow

        The Hamburglar has a Degree from McDonald’s University. YES! There IS such a place.

      • Gary Smith


      • fedele


      • Gary Smith

        Thanks! And I’m sorry, but I believe in calling it like I see it. Polite euphemisms and dancing around the subject aren’t as satisfying, in my book, as telling a fucking idiot straight out that he’s a fucking idiot.

    • Tom Pryor

      Look, say what you want about Klayman, but leave the Hamburglar out of it – I’ll have you know that he’s one of the most sophisticated legal minds in the nation today. How do you think he beat the rap for all those Hamburglaries?

      • robingee

        robble robble ! Dude has absconded with more burgers than we will ever eat. Goddamn mastermind.

      • Stephen Barlow


      • decreator


    • BoiseBoy

      In Spain, Germany, the UK and other affected countries, the discussion is around how best to protect healthcare workers who come in contact with Ebola victims.

      Only in Foxbot dumbarse America is there shrill screeching about how Obama is to blame for the existence and spread of Ebola and the whole thing is a conspiracy. So lame.

  • We don’t have to worry about sedition…because Klayman and others get away with it all the time. What Klayman can’t get away from, is an angry populace willing to risk an assault charge for simply kicking the living crap out of this guy, when and if you ever see him in public. Don’t you want to? He has to go to the store and be out in public right? I urge any righteous person to step up and slap the smirk off this jerk’s face and then curb-stomp him. Enough is enough.

  • Cemetery Girl

    Considering the panic that is hitting Ohio now, this idiot will have more than just the usual extreme right agreeing. I wouldn’t be surprised if Ohio now votes heavily Republican this election. So many people freaking out and complaining that anyone exposed should be sent to camps, all air travel needs to be stopped, ect. Kinda scary.

    • Jennifer King

      It floors me how high the panic levels are. Swine Flu was far more deadly here in the US than Ebola in the same amount of time. One man died and his nurse who didn’t follow strict protocol is showing symptoms and has been quarantined. H1N1 spread faster and more easily. But because it wasn’t brought over by brown people or “Obama’s people”(Africans) we’re going to over look that little FACT and breed unnecessary fear and cause panic that triggers a flight or fight instinct in a lot of people that turns them into quivering sheep willing to follow the fear mongers that started this right off cliffs.

      • sfwm.son

        Swine flu and H1N1 weren’t “black peopke” diseases! There you have it.

      • nc

        I thought Republicans were all about state’s rights, so shouldn’t this be a Rick Perry Administration problem? It seems to me the Texas State Health Department is the one to drop the ball here on their training protocols.

      • Stephen Barlow

        YES Friggin’ SIR!!! This is RICK’s baby all the way to Foster Care!!!

      • Cemetery Girl

        The funny thing is that virus that was killing people (forget the name) had confirmed cases in Ohio, and it got a brief mention on the news. Person visits Ohio (is thought to have not been contagious then and didn’t show symptoms) and every local news has 6-12 stories about it already and people are losing their minds.

      • Stephen Barlow

        This is a pretty racially motivated Media Event. Even if they really don’t SEE it as one.

      • PRIME79


  • Jim

    Personally, I think the dumbest thing President Obama has done is running for office, especially right after Bush 2 ran the whole country up on the rocks.

    • Stephen Barlow

      NO. I was changing healthcare INSTEAD of attacking and investigating Wall Street and the whole collapse infrastructure of Deregulation and the payoffs that bought it into place.

      imagine Congress having the energy to RACE HATE the President AND hide all the last decade of sins at the same time? THEN Obama would have had ALL the people who knew someone who lost a job , fought in Bush’s Oil War or was foreclosed on by the Paulson Sacking of the US Treasury… would have been on his side no matter WHAT the REDS did or said.

    • Stephen Barlow

      Why do you think McCain picked Palin? He WANTED To throw the election because he KNOWS 50% of White America has serious racist flaws in their character. but then she was a folk heroine and the Tea Party junkies shot her up in like so much China White…

      If McCain had won…

      HE would be taking every bit of this crapstorm EXCEPT the Muslim, Birther, Racism garbage. Everything else would have followed the Hoover Solutions of Austerity that failed in 1030, failed in Europe in 2009-10. Obama or Hillary would have slid in in 2012 with 4 years to come up with a better plan than “MORE BUSH AGENDA!!! Stay the course” foolishness.

      Everything else would be the same. Except McCain might have nuked Iran. Which may have ended ALL oil supplies from the Middle East.

      • Jim

        Absolutely. McCain may act like a fool but I don’t think he really is one. Their whole candidacy in that election was a self sacrifice because it was already known what damage had been allowed to happen, by the Bushies.

  • Kim Serrahn

    I don’t know about you but all these wackos scare me more the Ebola scares me.

    • MorganLvr

      They should! These RWNJS are much more dangerous.

  • gatorfan

    I’m so sick of the media feeding frenzy over Ebola. We’ve had a total of 3…THREE…people out of 300 million who’ve been infected with this disease. Now, not to make light of this deadly disease but how many people die every day from other contagious diseases in this country? How many thousands die in car accidents and as a result of gun violence or cancer or heart disease or from pollution or anything…anything! Anything you can think of kills more people in this country than have contracted ebola here – yet if you listen to the media you’d think it was the freakin’ zombie apocalypse?!

    • BoiseBoy

      30,000+ gun deaths per year, but that’s OK, because… “freedom.” /sarc

      • Stephen Barlow

        ZERO pot deaths and 2 million ALCOHOL and TOBACCO caused deaths annually and that’s OK too. BEcause it’s how healthcare pays the bills and bonuses.

        KEEPING people sick is what makes it profitable. Healthy people make you go BROKE in FOR PROFIT HEALTHCARE.

  • 2Smart2bGOP

    It’s been six years now; does this lunatic truly think that if any of what he says were true, President Obama would never have made it to the 2012 elections to win again? The delusion is strong with this one…..

  • robingee

    “as all credible evidence suggests that he was born in Kenya”

    Like… what, Mr. Klayman? “You know… EVIDENCE! And stuff!”


      evidence provided upon tea party rally T shirts

  • Bryan W.

    Sounds like treason to me. “At war with the president”? Where’s a drone when you need one?

    • Stephen Barlow

      He is a drone.

  • Stephen Barlow

    I think a Patriot Act FISA warrant, a hood and 4 Rangers grabbing him p in the night, shipping him to the Geographical Center of Africa and dumping him without papers might send a message.

  • Naomi

    He needs to put to sleep

  • Bud

    Don’t you just want to slap the living shit out of some people?

    • Stephen Barlow

      BRidles and shivers @ the concept of something ‘living’ coming out of ANY orifice on this monster!!!

  • Richard Mcgee

    Right wing nut jobs claim the world is flat and the moon is made of green cheese

    • Stephen Barlow

      FLAT green cheese.

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  • forpeace

    Since when Larry Klayman became a “Conservative Legal Activist?”

    Please put your facts together because Larry Klaymane is an opportunist, a con man and a crook. This is who this guy really is:

    — He is the notorious “Birther.”
    — He is under investigation by Arizona State Bar.
    — He is morally bankrupt and an opportunist con man.
    — He posed to be a “Veteran” which he is not.
    — He is the founder of Judicial Watch, has sued an incredible amount of people, ranging from the Clinton administration to his own mother, and has also filed a lawsuit against New Times, claiming “defamation.”
    — He works for Freedom’s Watch a lobbying organization that was founded by 12 people and surprisingly one of those people is the most notably Sheldon Adelson (under investigation for corruptions), another group that has been applying for FREE tax exemptions under 501(c)(4) in the name of Social Welfare for years!

    If all of the above makes him a Conservative Legal Activist, then I really feel sorry for conservatives.

    Larry Klayman needs a professional psychiatrist. I’m not even sure that will help him in any way because he is beyond repair.

  • OpenMinded

    Its the people like Klayman that cause the people of the world to look down on Americans. I just can’t find the words to adequately express my disappointment that so many people agree with, and even look up to, him.

  • In the immortal words of Bugs Bunny, “What a maroon!”

  • “Forced from office” = “overthrown of the duly elected government of the United States” = “treason”.

    Critics of Obama’s predecessor occasionally talked (or dreamed…) of impeaching him, but never of this.

  • Ellen H.

    Can we just stop the crazy? This is beyond ridiculous.


    oh where o where o where are my regressive trash republican scumbag liars on this one??? ( names?–) jim bean,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Charles Vincent,,,,,,,,,IVAN the RENKO,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ITISOBAMASFAULT,,,,,,,,,,,,, BO,,,,,,,and all the rest of the crybaby loser little dicked regressive trolls who only provide entertainment to WE WHO PROVIDE FACTS,,,,,
    where O where O where is IVAN RENKO????? OY HUMID???? JIM BEAN,?????? CHARLES VINCENT??? where are UUUUUUUU???

  • Hedy Dab

    I just wrote this whole thing where the F did it go?!!! Anyway I so love American humor when it comes to political criticism! I wish us HABS fans could be a little less conservative in our depiction of our conservatives government.Besy laugh ever! Thanks..

  • Hedy Dab

    So much good material! Thanks for the great laughs! Americans please keep electing these morons HAHAHA!