Operation American Spring (yeehah) hit Washington DC today. OAS’s lowest attendance estimate was 10,000,000 people, and they were only off by about 9,999,400 or so. I’m writing this on Friday, so hopefully, a shitload more people are going to show up. If not, well, OAS knows what to blame. The weather.
According to Jackie Milton, head of Texans for Operation Spring, the reason for the utterly dismal turnout was rain. From an interview Mr. Milton gave The Washington Times:
We were getting over two inches of rain in hour in parts of Virginia this morning.
The weather is expected to be lovely over the weekend, and Mr. Milton has high hopes that the “bikers” will help boost their numbers. He himself has a whopping 126 people in DC from Texas. One other thing: Milton told the Times many people had headed out to Nevada, to give support to Cliven Bundy. Unfortunately, all is not warm, fuzzy huggles over thar at Bundy Central: the Oath Keepers and the militia folks aren’t getting along. Seems someone mentioned they had a friend who knew Eric Holder was going to drone the ranch, but someone else said “Don’t say that,” then someone threatened to shoot someone, and derp.
Sorry, back to Operation American Spring. The nice folks who traveled into DC call themselves “patriots” while completely screwing up the National Anthem, calling President Obama a Kenyan, and asking why President Obama can’t “bring back” the four Americans killed in Benghazi. The livestream for the past three hours or so has been this guy, talking on the phone from his RV. From what I can gather, no one involved with Operation American Spring brought batteries for the video camera, so some poor schmuck was streaming with a Smart Phone and it needed to charge.
My question to Harry Reilly, and Mark Connor, and Jim Garrow, and Rick Santelli, and all the other “patriots” supporting Operation American Spring is: did soldiers fighting in the Revolutionary War say, “Hey, it’s raining,” and decide not to fight? Is that in a David Barton history book? Are you or are you not interested in overthrowing the government? Removing a “dictator” from office and replacing with someone much more non-dictatorish, like Ted Cruz or one of the Paul boys?
Yeah, about that whole “dictator” thing. If President Obama truly was a dictator, you would have been shot and/or imprisoned the second you stepped into DC. Let me give you an example of an actual dictator, Idi Amin. Known as “The Butcher of Uganda,” Idi Amin is one of the most brutal dictators in history. From a 2003 article in The New York Times:
By the time he had escaped with his life, the devastation he had wreaked lay fully exposed in the scarred ruins of Uganda. The number of people he caused to be killed has been tabulated by exiles and international human rights groups as close to 300,000 out of a total population of 12 million.
Those murdered were mostly anonymous people: farmers, students, clerks and shopkeepers who were shot or forced to bludgeon one another to death by members of death squads, including the chillingly named Public Safety Unit and the State Research Bureau. Along with the military police, these forces numbering 18,000 men were recruited largely from Mr. Amin’s home region. They often chose their victims because they wanted their money, houses or women, or because the tribal groups the victims belonged to were marked for humiliation.
But there were also many hundreds of prominent men and women among the dead. Their killings were public affairs carried out in ways that were meant to attract attention, terrorize the living and convey the message that it was Mr. Amin who wanted them killed. They included cabinet ministers, Supreme Court judges, diplomats, university rectors, educators, prominent Catholic and Anglican churchmen, hospital directors, surgeons, bankers, tribal leaders and business executives.
Idi Amin was a dictator. Barack Obama is not. President Obama is also not:
*A Muslim (even though, according to the Constitution, it wouldn’t matter if he was)
My guess is, the people determined to depose Idi Amin didn’t stop because of rain. I bet the soldiers fighting in the Revolutionary War showed up, no matter what the weather. But the “patriots” of Operation American Spring? If it wasn’t for the wet stuff falling from the sky, you would have met your 10-30,000,000 estimate, right? FYI-that’s a lot of people who don’t have to work on a Friday. Hopefully, those tens of millions of “patriots” are on their way for the weekend. And who knows; maybe your fan club over at Stormfront.org will send a few of their members, too. Because what screams “AMERICA” louder than a group of white nationalists, joining up with a group who wants to overthrow the government?
The only way this could possibly get any better is if all those giant American flags you’re waving are made in China.