Palin Family Allegedly Involved in Violent, Drunken Saturday Night Brawl

smug-palinIt appears those “good Christian values” have struck once again, as it seems members of the Palin family were allegedly involved in a violent brawl this past Saturday night at a house party for the Iron Dog snowmobile race.

According to local Alaska political writer Amanda Coyne who pieced together several witness accounts:

“There’s some sort of unofficial birthday/Iron Dog-type/snowmachine party in Anchorage. A nice, mellow party, until the Palin’s show up. There’s beer, of course, and maybe other things. Which is all fine, but just about the time when some people might have had one too many, a Track Palin stumbles out of a stretch Hummer, and immediately spots an ex-boyfriend of Willow’s. Track isn’t happy with this guy, the story goes. There’s words, and more. The owner of the house gets involved, and he probably wished he hadn’t. At this point, he’s up against nearly the whole Palin tribe: Palin women screaming. Palin men thumping their chests. Word is that Bristol has a particularly strong right hook, which she employed repeatedly, and it’s something to hear when Sarah screams, “Don’t you know who I am!” And it was particularly wonderful when someone in the crowd screamed back, “This isn’t some damned Hillbilly reality show!” No, it’s what happens when the former First Family of Alaska comes knocking. As people were leaving in a cab, Track was seen on the street, shirtless, flipping people off, with Sarah right behind him, and Todd somewhere in the foreground, tending to his bloody nose.”

Jennifer Castro, the communications director for the Anchorage Police Department, confirmed to the Washington Post that there was indeed a large fight at the party with the Palins in attendance, but nobody wanted to press charges and no arrests were made. Castro didn’t confirm any more details citing the fact that the case is an “active investigation and is being reviewed.”

I’m sure being that this involves the Palin family, their lawyers are out in full force trying to keep as many details about this incident from being made public as possible.

Wouldn’t it be great if video of this incident surfaced? I for one would love to see the Palins stumbling around making complete asses out of themselves. Although, to be fair, we’ve pretty much seen that on a regular basis for the past 6 years. And if Sarah Palin’s recent behavior is any indication, we can count on plenty more comedy from this family in the years to come.

Allen Clifton

Allen Clifton is a native Texan who now lives in the Austin area. He has a degree in Political Science from Sam Houston State University. Allen is a co-founder of Forward Progressives and creator of the popular Right Off A Cliff column and Facebook page. Be sure to follow Allen on Twitter and Facebook, and subscribe to his channel on YouTube as well.


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