Palin Family Allegedly Involved in Violent, Drunken Saturday Night Brawl

smug-palinIt appears those “good Christian values” have struck once again, as it seems members of the Palin family were allegedly involved in a violent brawl this past Saturday night at a house party for the Iron Dog snowmobile race.

According to local Alaska political writer Amanda Coyne who pieced together several witness accounts:

“There’s some sort of unofficial birthday/Iron Dog-type/snowmachine party in Anchorage. A nice, mellow party, until the Palin’s show up. There’s beer, of course, and maybe other things. Which is all fine, but just about the time when some people might have had one too many, a Track Palin stumbles out of a stretch Hummer, and immediately spots an ex-boyfriend of Willow’s. Track isn’t happy with this guy, the story goes. There’s words, and more. The owner of the house gets involved, and he probably wished he hadn’t. At this point, he’s up against nearly the whole Palin tribe: Palin women screaming. Palin men thumping their chests. Word is that Bristol has a particularly strong right hook, which she employed repeatedly, and it’s something to hear when Sarah screams, “Don’t you know who I am!” And it was particularly wonderful when someone in the crowd screamed back, “This isn’t some damned Hillbilly reality show!” No, it’s what happens when the former First Family of Alaska comes knocking. As people were leaving in a cab, Track was seen on the street, shirtless, flipping people off, with Sarah right behind him, and Todd somewhere in the foreground, tending to his bloody nose.”

Jennifer Castro, the communications director for the Anchorage Police Department, confirmed to the Washington Post that there was indeed a large fight at the party with the Palins in attendance, but nobody wanted to press charges and no arrests were made. Castro didn’t confirm any more details citing the fact that the case is an “active investigation and is being reviewed.”

I’m sure being that this involves the Palin family, their lawyers are out in full force trying to keep as many details about this incident from being made public as possible.

Wouldn’t it be great if video of this incident surfaced? I for one would love to see the Palins stumbling around making complete asses out of themselves. Although, to be fair, we’ve pretty much seen that on a regular basis for the past 6 years. And if Sarah Palin’s recent behavior is any indication, we can count on plenty more comedy from this family in the years to come.


Allen Clifton

Allen Clifton is a native Texan who now lives in the Austin area. He has a degree in Political Science from Sam Houston State University. Allen is a co-founder of Forward Progressives and creator of the popular Right Off A Cliff column and Facebook page. Be sure to follow Allen on Twitter and Facebook, and subscribe to his channel on YouTube as well.

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  • congero617

    How odd. Not!

  • J. Jones

    😉

  • Marko

    We lose Joan Rivers and Robin Williams and people like Sarah Palin live on and on…

    • NYLibGrrl

      Only the good die young.

      • Bine646

        Joan was 91 n Robin killed himself at 63- whats your definition of young?

      • Betty J Rousey

        Determined to be a ray of sunshine today, eh?

      • giankeys loves shemale porn

        as he always is,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
        complete with ERRED facts

      • R VanLue

        Joan was 81……

      • Ellen H.

        Yes, but both of them made positive contributions to society. Granted Palin supplies plenty of unintended laughs, but that doesn’t take talent or ability, just stupidity and/or hubris.

      • Bine646

        Guess thats why liberals like you keep her around- need to make fun of others so you feel better

      • Ellen H.

        I make fun of everybody, but that’s just me. Also, I really don’t need to do that to feel better. I have a fabulous life and a job I love. I just absolutely adore making fun of politicians and others who think they’re just so special.

      • Bine646

        You are so cool

      • Stephen Barlow

        I think any one of us would gladly invest an afternoon with a shovel to make sure she’s a good 8 feet under any day of the week.

      • Suzy

        We don’t have do that because most republicans are idiots especially the ones you people vote in office.

      • William Steele

        No she was 81.. dumb progressive. She was a idiot she only picked on people and made fun of others..

      • Bine646

        Ahhh 81 huge difference

      • Stephen Barlow

        ANd Don Rickles did not? Not Leno or Letterman or Carson or even Joey Bishop?

      • Stephen Barlow

        A virgin of any age.

      • Stephen Barlow

        Only evil and treacherous will kill to survive.

    • Matthew Robinson

      Joan wasn’t good people and liked Palin, Robin is a loss though

      • Stephen Barlow

        She annoyed me quite often, but then so do most women with the whiney NYC jewish bitch voice.

      • Suzy

        What did she do to you. Did she steal from your family like the republican government does. Did her daughter get knocked up and dropped out of high school as did Palin’s son too. He did marry the girl but was divorced within a year. Have you not ever heard of the poison that comes out of Palin’s mouth. Joan Rivers did it as a comedian. Palin does it because she is a sick, hateful witch. That voodoo priest that she had pray over her to get rid of her evil spirits didn’t work. There is a video of it so it is true.

    • Sal LaMarca

      Now I want her even more for POTUS, at least I know she has the balls to lay the smack down on those goat loving camel jockey’s, unlike the limp wrist fraud all you “enlightened” jerks got elected.

      • Suzy

        Wow, you are a piece of trash aren’t you. They went to a party of people they know and you think what that white trash family did was ok.

      • Sal LaMarca

        Not only do I support it, I applaud it. And as for me being a piece of trash, coming from a someone like you I will wear it as a badge of honor. “Salute…Now get your shine box!”

  • polliwogg

    Video!! I know someone has some video!

    • robingee

      I thought the same, WHERE IS IT we must see!

    • 2Smart2bGOP

      It kinda stands to reason, doesn’t it, that out of all those people, somebody HAD to have had the presence of mind to pull out their phone……..

      • Stephen Barlow

        But did they have cell coverage in the boonies?

      • 2Smart2bGOP

        Don’t need cell coverage to take the video, just to send it.

      • Stephen Barlow

        How do you suppose it would have gotten sent?

      • 2Smart2bGOP

        Hmmm, let’s see; take video at the bro-ha-ha, then, oh, I dunno, go somewhere where there is cell coverage, then send it? You don’t think these folks are trapped in the boonies, do you?

      • Well then where is it, smartie? I can tell you there AIN’T one cause this is pure BULLSHIT which is something liberal minds aren’t able to process because they’re too busy eating it and proclaiming it exquisite. I personally couldn’t give a shit about Palin one way or the other but I am AMUSED by all the whiny, complaining, no-life-possessing progressives who allow the bitch to completely dominate their thoughts and minds as they struggle to come out with that one good insult that surely proves to all their friends just how PROGRESSIVE (i.e.. mind fucked!) THEY ARE. Ya bunch of mental midgets. November’s coming and somebody’s agenda is going down in flames. The only thing that pisses me off is that damn Republicans don’t deserve the gifts they will be handed then. Mark my words…(sigh)

      • 2Smart2bGOP

        Awww, do ya feel better now for getting all that off your chest, bunkie? Get your momma to tuck you in and maybe in your dreams your party isn’t writhing in it’s death throes.
        Nitey-nite.

      • I don’t have a party Mr. Brain Dead partisan…INDEPENDENT. That kinda scares group clingers like yourself, eh?

        But I hope you have a good nights sleep :-p

      • 2Smart2bGOP

        Always do, bunkie, I always do……and don’t flatter yourself, you don’t scare me at all. Ineffectual people never do.

      • Stephen Barlow

        Alaska is pretty vacant and devoid of technology.

  • ozebloke

    The poor love doesn’t know who she is anymore….

  • Eg Kbbs

    Even as little as I respect GWB and RWR, even they wouldn’t be low enough class to engage in this type of behavior.

  • ChiTownGrl

    Thank goodness she was never the VP. Hillbilly White Trash.

    • William Steele

      No but a community agitator is a good president?. Wtf ever. Obama is worthless and lies always.. look I play golf.. wow bout all he does.

      • Matt Pantages

        you musta slept through the bush years, then.. Obama could take the rest of his term off, and still have taken less vacation days… stop listening to fox news… its making you stupid.

      • Stephen Barlow

        I think he was stupid BEFORE he watched Fox Frauds.

      • Yeah like MSNBC contributes to increased intelligence?

        Actually it does cause if you watch it and have any sense you’ll soon be getting up to turn the channel.

      • Stephen Barlow

        Then I guess you have NO LEGITIMATE COMPLAINT about the super success of the PPACA and all the money being saved by individuals on healthcare.

      • Kathleen Allen

        Lies always?? Name a few please. I must have missed that episode of Hannity.

      • William Steele

        Obama says with or without congress I will act. That’s a direct violation of the constitution.

    • AlThompson

      Gee, almost as bad as a black bastard from Kenya!

      • Stephen Barlow

        HIs WHITE mother was married you racist slimeturd.

      • See above

      • 2Smart2bGOP

        Really? You STILL believe he’s from Kenya?? Jesus, how big is the rock you live under?

      • What? Not smart enough to recognize sarcasm when you read it? Idiot…

      • 2Smart2bGOP

        Based on aithompson’s profile, I highly doubt it was sarcasm. Talk about idiots…..really, you should try to be a little more intelligent if you’re going to troll, otherwise you just come off as stupid.

      • I ain’t trolling…I’m rolling! And U have a nice day.

        Social justice is for losers and fools!!

      • If stupid means I’m smarter than you then I think I’ll stay right where I am. Zombie brains!!

      • William Steele

        His father was American look him up on google.
        Frank Marshall davis

      • 2Smart2bGOP

        Ah, the Blaze; SUCH a reliable source. Sheesh…….

      • William Steele

        Actually I’m not a beck, hannity, rush listener. I research myself. Barack has nothing for our country let alone most of the politician’s. This is our country. We have the right to it not them or anyone else. Anyone who trust them or ANY news agency is a fool.

  • 2Smart2bGOP

    White trash with money is still just white trash.

    • …and an idiot with a computer and a cyber plan is still an idiot. Touché !

      • 2Smart2bGOP

        Now, now, you mustn’t be so hard on yourself. Let the rest of us do that for you.

      • Hard on myself?

        I’m starting to believe your handle should change to 2Dumb2bTAKENSERIOUSLY!

        Your turn…

      • 2Smart2bGOP

        Damn, you aren’t even interesting as a troll.

      • I know you’re not but what am I? 🙂

        Face it white boy…this here independent-atheist-capitalist-fag has you all confused and sundered. Ain’t it terrible the expectations that some believe go along with certain labels?

        Get out of your parents’ basement for a while and LIVE!!!!!!!! Course that means you’ll have 2stop your whining 4 a little while and godafuckingmighty won’t THAT sound sweet? :-p

      • 2Smart2bGOP

        “whining” – I don’t think that word mean what you think it means. And I notice that you’re “following” me now. Really, I supposed I should be flattered, but you will have to get over your apparent crush on me, I’m really not interested in intellectual inferiors. (“confused and sundered” – Funny!) SO beyond done with you now. Go ahead and have the last word, since you seem to need it so badly; I will allow it.

      • Hmmmmmm…I see you’re still chugging that brain-cell-killing, zombie-stare-inducing, 100%-made-for-non-thinking-wastoid Kool-Aid. Gimme more tea any day, baby. Beats libtard status quo ism ANYDAY. Love ya…(don’t really) mean it!!

      • 2Smart2bGOP

        Still carrying a torch for me after seven months, huh? Really, you need to move on; I don’t get involved in inter-species relationships. Dumbing down to your level can be exhausting….

      • You flatter yourself darlin’. I “follow” you for the same reason spectators flock to the circus to see the latest freak show. If you ever had anything original to say why laws ah mercy me ah thinks a massive cardiac would drop me in my tracks. Of course I’d be resurrected immediately because trash like you shore ain’t worth dying for. And it’s a crying shame that so much innocent blood has been shed over the years just to give you the right to make an a** of yourself in front of the whole world…nighty night now princess. 🙂

      • 2Smart2bGOP

        Good thing then that I’m not especially worried about entertaining you. (I hardly thing that “the whole world” is concerned with a comment thread pissing contest.) Whatever; I’d love to continue insulting you, but I’m afraid that Mother Nature has already done a good job of that. See ya, wouldn’t wanna be ya…..

      • And you’re not even that, sugar.

      • Ha ha…you so funny…NOT!!

    • William Steele

      White trash, that’s what white people are who support democrats right. They gotta have their food stamps and support, and who started that program… um um democrats. Here America take this support then we’ll strip your rights.

      • 2Smart2bGOP

        Do a little research, Einstein; red states rely more heavily on public assistance while blue states contribute more. If you can troll liberal pages, I’m sure you can figure out how to use Google.

      • William Steele

        Who said anything bout red or blue states. I stated the Democrats create programs for lazy people to live from. If you get something free why work why try for anything. Lot of people think the Democrats are for the working families. That’s their greatest trick of all. No politician in our government cares bout a single person. They focus on society. Well Hitler focused on a society also look how Europe ended up in 1930’s n 40’s. 1 person is just as important as a 1000. There is nothing wrong with getting help for a job loss or a loss of a spouse but use it to better yourself and start again. As long as the government is assisting you they have control. People forget government works for us.

      • 2Smart2bGOP

        (sigh) Red states – mostly Republican. Blue states – mostly Democrat. Public assistance is being used more by Republicans than Democrats. I didn’t think my comment was so very difficult to understand, but apparently you need to have things spelled out.

      • William Steele

        I understand u now. You cannot comprehend plan english. I didn’t ask what color represents what political party. That’s plan to see. Your just a idiot trying to express himself. It must such to have no common sense. Blah blah blah just to hear your pitty little brain rattle. You apparently are a poor excuse for a breath of life. What a waste..

  • Bine646

    Love how Allen asks why Palin will not go away as he wastes his life writing stories about her- let her go Allen; move on

    • lindylou

      You don’t get it, Bernie, Palin is “goddess” to many.

    • forpeace

      I don’t mind stories about Half Governor because between all the serious and important news it is good to have a laughter.

      • Jim Bean

        And no one enjoys laughing at someone else more than a liberal.

      • giankeys loves shemale porn

        correct– including laughing at OTHER ‘liberals’
        that’s why carlin and black and R Williams and maher are so great

      • forpeace

        Liberal or not, who doesn’t like to laugh at a Half Governor who is intellectually and educationally challenged, has never read any newspaper, is fluent in gibberish, changed 6 colleges in 5 years to get a degree in journalism which we have never seen a copy of it?

        Just like her Bridge to Nowhere, she is going to nowhere, she should be thanking reckless John McCain who invented her, and brought her fame and money. Too bad, she has no class.

      • Bine646

        Love it- all day i hear about domestic violence and woman getting abused; then there is your verbal abuse against an individual which youve never personally met. So America it hurtsss

      • forpeace

        Oh my God, here some tissue for you!!
        You are confused between domestic violence and laughing at a clown aka Half Governor.

        This woman has been verbally abusing and making fun of so many people in this country (male and female,) including President Obama and his family since she was picked as VP without even vetting.

      • Bine646

        Ohhh so its ok for you to do the same- I can imagine then you are so much better than Palin

      • forpeace

        I have seen your other comments before, just save your tears. These talking points you’re using are so yesterday news, I remember few years ago, Half Governor’s devoted supporters on Huffington Post where I used to post for years were using the same exact talking points on any article about this woman or Michele Bachmann to cover up her frauds, lies, and craziness.

        I could care more or less about what you think of me, or how you twist and turn my words. This woman is acting as a joker who doesn’t even understand how dangerous her spewing LIES 24/7 about everyone she doesn’t like are.

        BTW, I hardly reply to posters like you, count yourself lucky that I replied to you 3 times. Case closed, and have a good one!

      • Bine646

        The only ones keeping her relevant are individuals like you. Goodjob goodwork

      • Bine646

        You spew your opinions on a message board- please continue on how you are so much better than Sarah Palin? Your nonsense reaches six readers, hers reaches millions. Shes a half governor, you are not ever going to be an ounce. It goes on and on and on and on

      • forpeace

        It must be hurtful to hear the truth about Half Governor, that’s why you are using such as language towards me.

        Enjoy worshipping Half Governor, and have fun!

      • Bine646

        Liberals and their ridiculous names- “half governor?” Brilllllliant; come up w that alll by yourself. Ahhh goodjob

      • jonjstrine42

        Did she or did she not quit halfway through her term as Governor? If the answer is Yes (and here’s a hint… the answer’s Yes), then half-governor is a somewhat accurate term. What’s so ridiculous about applying an apt term to her?

      • Bine646

        Took alot of wit to come up with “half governor”. Try harder

      • Grow up

        You’re right, what they should do is take the “Title” of Governor away from her. She certainly didn’t earn the privilege.

        All she is a attention starved media whore. Whose 15 minutes are up.

        She doesn’t deserve respect. She doesn’t deserve anything than a prison cell for the division and lies this woman creates. Along with the serious campaign fraud she has been guilty of.

      • Bine646

        15 minutes were up years ago yet people like Allen keep her around

      • forpeace

        Why are you so afraid of people like Allen exposing what a crazy person this woman is?

        Why are you trying so hard to stop others from showing this woman’s true colors?

      • Bine646

        She deserves the airtime or liberals just cant find another teaparty affiliate to make fun of- think its the latter

      • Bine646

        Wait did you just reply to me again. Guess thats 4

      • AlThompson

        Umm….How about Lying POS bastard alien President? Bet these libtards don’t like THAT one

      • jonjstrine42

        At what point did forpeace say she was better than Sarah Palin? Granted, the fact that forpeace can put together a coherent sentence does put her one step above Palin.
        If the truth hurts you this badly, and you feel so butthurt by someone talking badly about your Messiah Sarah (See? We can falsely claim you worship people too!), then go somewhere where you’ll be told how the quitter farts rainbows and shoot sunbeams from her smile, among other miracles. You’ll only get the cold hard truth about her here.
        If you can’t take the heat…

      • forpeace

        Thank you very much for the comment. That poster is so good at twisting and turning others words.

        Have a wonderful Friday.

      • Bine646

        Messiah Sarah? Let her go buddy, she was finished w the Mccain campaign- liberals just need someone to make fun of so they feel better about their pathetic lives

      • Stephen Barlow

        iN this case though, bine actually worship Palin, most likely masturbating daily to cartoon images of her no so shabby breasts. I would do her for a 6 pack and a Grant. Hell! I’d make her cum TWICE for a Benjamin and a case of decent wine.

      • 2Smart2bGOP

        My, my…..the troll assumes (AND spews) so much. As for Ms Palin’s nonsense (your words!) reaching “millions,” it called lowest common denominator. Seriously, I could be a meth addict living under a bridge, and be a better person than that POS.

      • jackie cox

        A real classy story EH ?

      • AlThompson

        Kind of like a bastard alien kid whose college records are all “disappeared”! Whose birth certificate STILL can’t be found? You libtard trash are all alike…..

      • Stephen Barlow

        I don’t think she matriculated with even an Associate’s degree.

      • Stephen Barlow

        it IS true that most Conservatives only enjoy bathroom humor, and racist gutter jokes.

      • Jim Bean

        Study by the same guy who fooled you on the dumb Fox viewer hoax?

      • Stephen Barlow

        Casual observation over time. Over 3 decades actually. I used to love Dennis miller, when his 4 syllable, 100 word descriptions flowed like poetry.

        I saw him the other night and his disgustingly stilted Republican repertoire couldn’t even be called a rant anymore. It was so FORCED and blatantly dishonest in it’s depth of feeling. he was just up there taking top dollar from the one Percent wannabe’s like a pick pocket @ a charity ball for the Opera.

        I just lost all respect for the one time Harvard English Professor. I began to be annoyed by him on Monday night football, but I am now ashamed that i was even caught recording his money grubbing gruntfest.

      • Jim Bean

        He was a hard nosed liberal at one time. But people get older and mature as they do.

      • Stephen Barlow

        Orr they get senile an lose their awareness and abilities. It’s coin toss on which ones. Speaking as a super literate, ultra intelligent MENSA member, I think I would be normal with severe early onset Alzheimer’s and no one would ever knowtice. (hehehe)

      • Jim Bean

        You’re IQ is below 110. You credibility is 0.

      • “If you’re under 30 and you’re not a liberal…you don’t have a heart.
        If you’re over 30 and you’re still a liberal…you don’t have a brain.”
        Winston Churchill

      • Stephen Barlow

        You mean “the Quitter”?

      • forpeace

        Yes, that one.

    • Stephen Barlow

      Too ripe of low hanging fruit there on that thar family tree sport.

  • lindylou

    It’s those darn snowmobiles, they are the biggest troublemakers! I can hardly wait for Fox to weigh in.

    • giankeys loves shemale porn

      ” u want a piece of MAMMA GRIZZLY”?
      =======================================
      ” don’t U kmow who I am”?
      should be———-
      ” don’t U know who I ( 1/2) was”???

  • forpeace

    Palin family are Alaskan Hillbillies.

    There is a reason they say: “Money can’t buy you class.”

    I’m guessing they were all so drunken that couldn’t even find their cell phones to video tape this.

    But, I’m hoping Putin who was watching the entire incident from his porch used his cell phone to tape the entire fight, and is negotiating the price with TMZ as we speak.

  • rossbro

    Bunch o’ assholes goin’ rogue.

  • ZombieJamboree

    Must’ve been something in the blubber.

  • Joe Seba

    Sure
    there’s video. Why release it now? I’d be contacting any number of
    sources to sell it. Be patient folks. It’ll show up soon.

  • katherine norton malek

    The Gotti’s of Wasilla will break the legs of anyone who has this on video. Might be worth it though. What a payday! Would dearly love to see some footage released to the press. Then watch SP squirm out of it on her channel, slurring & mumbling ..again. T’would be a pleasure to behold.

  • OldCowboy

    What’s the big deal? We all knew they were nothing but trailer trash.

  • Robert Betts

    pictures or it didn’t happen

  • jackie cox

    I heard from someone who said they were told about an incident I now relate to you……..words are cheap……..
    Knowing something and saying something are not the same.

  • Eldergothfather

    1) Yes, we know who you are why do ya think most of America would like to punch you?
    2) You just can’t take trailer park out of the WT, can ya?

  • Euphonious

    What happened to my country. I want my country back!

  • Kelly Serocki

    You know what fucker Sarah Palin will be president, y”all don’t want her in because y”all are on welfare and fucken food stamps and afraid to lose them…you make me sick assho….she will be President and your gonna die and live in hell for for eternity….assho….

  • Michael Extinctionlevelevent M

    LOL does it make you all mad that Sarah Palin has more balls than the men on your pages?

  • Stephen Barlow

    It’s a shame she wasn’t jailed for corruption when she agreed to resigning the Governorship. Of course she may get some charges fro scamming contributors with her PAC. As should Allen West, Rick Santorum and maybe 20 other Republicans.

    Campaign finance reform should be a MUST on the agenda for the new Congress, though I hoinestly expect more of the same obstructionidm from the new Speaker of the House as i am almost SURE Beohner won’t get the support he had when he shut down the Government to the tune of $24 BILLION.