President Obama: The Most Powerful Man Who’s Ever Lived!

President ObamaLooking at most of what Republicans say about President Obama, these people truly believe he’s the most powerful man who’s ever lived.

I can’t even keep up with the asinine statements I’ve read since he became the Democratic Presidential nominee in 2008.  But by gathering just a few of the bigger accusations, you can really see the power these people think he has.

According to many Republicans, and often Fox News, he has successfully:

  • Created a fake birth announcement in 1961 as an infant
  • Faked 2 different forms of his birth certificate–then got the Hawaii government to support his illegitimacy
  • Caused our recession a full year before he took office
  • Lived under a fake identity into his 30′s
  • Is a radical Christian, Muslim, Socialist, Fascist, Communist–all at the same time
  • Manufactured a fake education from Columbia and Harvard
  • Faked the death of Osama Bin Laden, then managed to get the military commanders to go along with his ruse
  • Has been manufacturing our monthly jobs reports to show gains in employment
  • Not only did he manufacture these fake numbers, he contacted millions of Democrats across the country, and told them to lie about being employed
  • Rigged the 2012 Presidential election
  • Covered up the fact that both he and Michelle lost their law licenses
  • Caused Hurricane Sandy

I’ll stop there.

Looking at these comments, many Republicans must feel President Obama holds power never before seen in any mortal man.  Heck, Jesus Christ himself couldn’t perform even half the feats they claim President Obama has done during his life.

Not only has he, as a half-black American living in a country where racism is still strong, performed all these powerful tasks—he’s successfully coordinated with countless other people to not only support these items, but he’s also infiltrated fact checking organizations to support and validate his “corrupt power”.

Wait, what’s that?  A new one is coming in now…

BREAKING NEWS: It is being reported that President Obama actually invented the teleprompter.  Somehow his influence, years before he was born, was so strong that Fred Barton, Jr., Hubert Schlafly and Irving Berlin Kahn (founders of TelePrompTer Co. in the 1950’s) knew they had to invent the teleprompter so that in 2008 President Obama would know what words to use in order to start his diabolical plan for world domination.

There you have it folks, President Barack Obama aka “The Radical Christian Muslim Socialist Communist Fascist Foreign Born Ex-Lawyer But Not Really A Lawyer Because His Education Is Fake Barry Soetoro” is by far the most powerful man who’s ever lived.

According to Republicans…

Allen Clifton

Allen Clifton is a native Texan who now lives in the Austin area. He has a degree in Political Science from Sam Houston State University. Allen is a co-founder of Forward Progressives and creator of the popular Right Off A Cliff column and Facebook page. Be sure to follow Allen on Twitter and Facebook, and subscribe to his channel on YouTube as well.

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  • Linda Turnipseed

    You forgot that he faked the Sandy Hook school shooting and hired a whole town of actors to pretend it really happened in order to confiscate everybody’s guns.

  • Eric

    And,of course,managed to crash a meteor into Russia!

  • Gary

    I’m adraid to research it, but what are the thoughts here about the Monsanto act just signed?

  • Colleen

    You forgot the hurricane during the GOP convention.

  • See, Obama realy IS a genius!

  • Manuel Otero

    Nature abhors a vacuum and when we leave any space for someone to defraud us or mislead us, they’ll do it every time, and that’s why the”price of liberty is eternal vigilance”. The trouble is that we want someone else to be vigilant FOR us. It doesn’t work that way. No matter how much we insist on transparency, they’ll just figure out new ways to be sneaky. We’re not equally cunning, but if we could just be guaranteed a level playing field. The moment you have loopholes in the tax code that only expensive lawyers can invent or find, there’s going to be them and us!..and no chance for equality of opportunity.

  • Jg

    Lol

  • The most powerful man in America is the Chief Justice of the Supreme court. He is unelected by the American people. Can have anything he does not like declared unconstitutional. Has a job for life no matter how hated by the American people.

  • asdf

    lol