Samantha Bee Hilariously Dismantles ‘D**k-Waving Little B**ch’ Donald Trump (Video)

It goes without saying that Full Frontal’s Samantha Bee has been one of Donald Trump’s most vocal critics since her show launched a few months ago. Not one to pull any punches, Bee has been extremely blunt about her feelings concerning the self-admitted sexual predator and alleged billionaire.

Take for instance Monday night when she absolutely tore into the Republican presidential candidate who, two weeks away from Election Day, has managed to become an even bigger national embarrassment than he was before.

Bee started off with a few shots at the media for having such low expectations for Trump’s behavior that, as long as he doesn’t “hulk-out on stage or grab the foundational principles of our Republic by the p–sy,” they’ll claim he performed well.

That’s absolutely true. For many in the media to declare Trump “presidential,” he simply has to avoid being exactly who he is for a half hour or so and they instantly start heaping him with praise — because that’s how low the bar has been set.

However, she had a slightly different take than most of the media on Trump’s continued insistence that he might not accept the results of the election in two weeks.

“Concede, don’t concede, we don’t give a f*ck,” Bee quipped. “We’ll be busy swearing-in the 45th president.”

She also went after Republicans who’ve been acting “shocked” by Trump’s lack of respect for our Constitution and democracy by pointing out their total hypocrisy. These are many of the same people who’ve refused to take up President Obama’s Supreme Court nominee, they’ve spent years pushing the myth that voter fraud is rampant, and they’ve given credence to this idea that the media is some corrupt extension of the Democratic party. As Bee pointed out, Trump is a near-perfect example of exactly what the party has become.

Though Bee’s most impassioned part of the evening came when she began to discuss abortion and Trump’s ridiculous insistence that Clinton supports abortions up until the “final day” of the pregnancy. Yes, Trump literally claimed that Clinton supports the right for women to have an “abortion” on the last day of a pregnancy. For the sane people reading this who aren’t complete idiots — that’s called giving birth.

Samantha Bee then praised Clinton’s passionate rebuke to Trump ignorance about abortion and preposterous fear-mongering about babies being “ripped from the womb.”

“Men, if you don’t get why it’s important to have a woman as a major party nominee, check your social media feed,” Bee said. “Actually, log in as your wife. You’ll see that all week women have been sharing deeply personal stories of pregnancies that went wrong.”

“They were buying t-shirts and warming to a passionate, unapologetic feminist we haven’t seen since the 90’s,” she added. “One who stood in a shower of sh*t and managed to do what 16 primary candidates and the entire Republican establishment couldn’t. Namely, beat this d*ck-waving, Berlusconi knock-off like a little b*tch.”

If you like Samantha Bee, you absolutely should take a few minutes to watch this segment. She was hilarious, passionate and absolutely blasted Donald Trump and the entire GOP for subjecting the country to this level of shame and embarrassment.

Watch the segment below via TBS:

Part 1

Part 2

Allen Clifton

Allen Clifton is a native Texan who now lives in the Austin area. He has a degree in Political Science from Sam Houston State University. Allen is a co-founder of Forward Progressives and creator of the popular Right Off A Cliff column and Facebook page. Be sure to follow Allen on Twitter and Facebook, and subscribe to his channel on YouTube as well.


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    Samantha Bee rocks! As always, it is this country’s comedians who speak truth to power.

  • Everyone, and I do mean everyone, should be made to watch last night’s show.

    Partial birth abortion is not a thing. Thank you Samantha Bee for shouting it from a megaphone!

    • TheAssassinBug

      You are assuming that reality matters to Drumpf’s supporters. There’s not a megaphone in the world that can is loud enough to penetrate those skulls.

      • Aleister

        Of course it matters most of them are not jewish.

  • meka3000

    “because that’s how low the bar has been set.”

    The sad thing is Trump can’t even accomplish THAT. If he can’t even accomplish that level of handicap. He has no business in a position that WON’T give him a handicap (i.e. President of the United States)

  • fuckuk

    She is very insidious in the way she misrepresents people, she literally tried to convince an informed black dude that he’s racist when he didn’t think so himself. Like she knew what was better for his own race than he did. And she obviously asked everyone about the wall and only aired the dumbest response.

    I didn’t find her most of contributions to The Daily Show to be particularly funny to be honest. And it didn’t surprise me that she is married to Jason Jones as they both had the same shouty, OTT style of unfunny “comedy” on TDS.

    Stewart was great, and John Oliver even better. Hard to find real talent in an oasis of “let’s try this one”.

    I think she falls into that category. But hey, she’s made a living out of it, which is an accomplishment in its own.

    She’s not funny, unless you are aligned politically. Her humor is one dimensional endless man-hating garbage.

    She ignores Clintons criminal behavior, along with direct assistance of the POTUS, the FBI, and the DOJ. Or did you miss the last six months. And your pal the POTUS, just got caught lying…AGAIN (“you can keep your doctor”)…when it was revealed he directly emailed Clinton knowing full well of her private email server (obviously), but said he only heard about it “in the news”. Which, by the way he has used many times before. Bee is just another Clinton shill, who wears her cool “nasty woman” T-shirt. My guess is that you wear one too. Says alot about you who would back a criminal like Clinton. The list of her criminality is long. And one would have to entertain “willfull suspension of disbelief” to even vote for that cnt