One of my favorite political shows on television, Full Frontal with Samantha Bee was back once again last night to tackle Donald Trump’s horrific stupidity — and as usual, Bee did not disappoint.
“Take a Tic Tac and grab them by the p–sy is the closest thing to a plan Donald Trump has described this entire election,” she mocked.
After playing the clip of Donald Trump and Billy Bush laughing about how the GOP presidential candidate apparently enjoys sexually assaulting women, Bee then pointed out how this was more than just “locker room talk” by showing how creepy they behaved toward Arianne Zucker, the woman they were ogling from the bus.
“Let’s stop that hostile work environment training module here and discuss what we’ve just seen,” Bee said. “In less than a minute, these two leering dildos turned their rape culture banter into a rape culture power move that demeaned and violated Zucker in ways she is only now finding out about.”
“And we know this may be shocking for most normal men,” she added. “But every woman I know has had some entitled testosterone monster grab her like a human bowling ball.”
That’s been an aspect to this story that I feel has been glossed over. That Ms. Zucker is just now finding out how these two idiots were speaking about her, which has to be a little embarrassing on some level, to say nothing about how she probably had no desire to be brought into this whole circus.
Bee then played several clips of various journalists and media pundits awkwardly covering this story, many not allowed to say the “p-word.” Though I did see it used quite a few times on CNN, which was disheartening to realize what a joke Trump and his supporters have made this election that they’re actually being forced to cover this sort of garbage.
Bee decided to help these folks out by breaking into her own literal version of the “vagina monologue.”
“It must be so hard to make 24 hours of television without saying the words: c*nt, snatch, cooter, silk purse, spicy taco, lady pocket, hoo-hoo, trim, vajayjay, bearded clam, front-bottom, nether region, chocha, red lobster, beaver, fur burger, yoni, downstairs retreat, honey pot, inner sanctum, sugar walls, peach blossom, lady treasure, roast beef curtains, gray garden,” Bee said, much to the delight of the audience.
As she often does, Samatha Bee found a way to add a hilarious spin on an absolutely repulsive story, while making some excellent points along the way.
Watch the segment below via TBS:
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