Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Pumps the Pentagon & Pens a Psalm

Hello, I’m Pastor Pillow! Sorry, usually I would pump the palm of everyone who writes hefty membership checks for Cubic Zirconium Cathedral Ministries, but I don’t want to upset my portrait painter, Alphonse.  I’m under strict orders not to move a single muscle—unless you count the 26 muscles it takes to smile and say, “Hallelujah!” And I’m […]

Fox News Mostly Ignores Josh Duggar’s Molestation Story, Readers Disgustingly Defend His Actions

As we all know, Fox News is essentially nothing more than a right-wing propaganda machine. I joked on my Twitter account the other day that I would love to get in contact with the network to ask them to please provide me with at least three links to stories that spoke positively about President Obama […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Rigs the Vote, Plus No More Cracker Jesus

Good morning, I’m Pastor Pillow! Thank you for joining us on this blessed Cubic Zirconium Cathedral Ministries Midterm Election Pulpit Freedom Sunday Service! Here, have a “Jesus Votes Republican” button! I don’t have to remind you that candidates from that “other” political party craft their policies after consulting Baphomet, all the principalities of darkness, plus […]