Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Fleeces a Departed Soul

Hello, I’m Pastor Pillow! Today, we are gathered to commemorate and lift on high to the Lord the life of Larry, the Cubic Zirconium Cathedral Ministries worship band flugelhorner.  I see Charles Bodeloder waving way up high in the third mezzanine—no intention to offend, Chuck!  Let me rephrase:  Larry was ‘second chair’ flugelhorn in the […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Banks on the $pirit

Hello, Deacon Duvet here! I’m filling in for Pastor Pillow, who’s on a mission trip in Haiti this week. He’s overseeing the airdrop of 50,000 Camouflage NIV Bibles upon Cité Soleil, one of the worst slums on Planet Earth. If only those pathetic Haitians had the faith of a Grey Poupon mustard jar—then they too […]