Fight Trump and Joe “You Lie!” Wilson While You Still Can

When South Carolina Democratic Party Chair Jaime Harrison spoke at this year’s historic 140th Galivants Ferry Stump—the oldest and most famous Democratic Party stump event in the United States—he went to the political woodshed for a quote that could not be a clearer sign of the times to all Democrats from sea to shining sea. […]

An Open Letter to the World Regarding Donald Trump (p.s. Don’t Put off Tomorrow…)

Dear Planet Earth Beyond the Borders of the Fruited Plain: You are probably struggling to identify where Uncle Sam’s penchant for reality TV and WrestleMania begins and its Republican Presidential Candidate policies end. Sorry, most of the time, no obvious line separates the twain: Mike “Gaza Gunpoint” Huckabee jumps off the top rope and clotheslines […]

SPECIAL EDITION Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: A Pastor Pillow Christmas Carol

Pastor Pillow stirred in his sleep. He heard a soft jingling, and his sleeping consciousness assumed it was nothing more than 6,000 springs adjusting themselves in his Jab Anstoez-handcrafted Majesty VI bed. The bed was a gift from the Cubic Zirconium Cathedral Ministries Board of Ruling Elders, given to the good minister for his successful […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Saturday in the Courtroom with Adolf

Pastor Pillow here! Spring is in the air!  Revolution too.  If nothing else, all those U.S. drones finally have some sky-high company. Missing jumbo planes.  The Charge of the Putin Brigade.  Olympians on trial.  The U.S. House votes yet again to put the kibash on Obamacare.  (Who knows, maybe 51 times is a charm.)  The […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Loving Ham, Chicken Crap & the “Filthy Pack of Asses”

Pastor Pillow here! Hey, it’s a Doris Day Love Fest!  In honor of St. Valentine, kindly kiss your neighbors on the lips—irrespective of gender—and turn in your rosy red hymnals to No. 403. You make my heart erect!  You make my heart erect! What?  Wreck?  It’s “you make my heart a wreck”?  Well, I’ll be. […]