Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Carves Space for Moses on Mt. Rushmore

Hi, I’m Pastor Pillow, CPO of Cubic Zirconium Cathedral Ministries. What’s a CPO? Why, Chief Pastoral Officer, of course. But today just call me Chairman Pillow. See, here’s my trusty gavel—a gift from Justice Clarence Thomas. He and I met at a Fellowship barbecue in DC a few years back, and he personally used this […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Billy, Beards, Beaks and Booby Traps

Roundabout 3,000 years ago, several Egyptian priests gathered at the local Nilotic zinc bar and had a conversation that went something like this: Ahmose:  We have a problem. Her-uben:  I know, I know. Khu:  We’re very close to figuring out precisely where the sunrise will hit our proposed colonnade for the Temple of Karnak on […]