Florida Man Designs “Crusader” Assault Rifle That Will “Never Be Used By Muslim Terrorists”

When you hear about a really bizarre news story, it’s often out of a Southern state like Alabama, Louisiana or Texas – but nobody has the market cornered on crazy quite like Florida. Whether it’s George Zimmerman trying to pander to racists by selling Confederate flag prints or a man blinding a sheriff’s helicopter pilot with a laser hair […]

Walmart Will Stop Selling Assault Rifles, Gun Fanatics Freak Out

As a former loss prevention employee of the company, I never thought I would find myself praising Walmart for anything. While the retailer has a lot of issues, in the interest of fairness, I have to give them credit when they do something right – even when it’s for business reasons instead of caring about […]

So You Believe Jesus Would Support Semi-Automatic Assault Rifles? Congrats, You’re a Fool

Conservative “Christians” never cease to amaze me.  Many of these people claim to be “followers of Jesus Christ” while being some of the most hateful, willfully ignorant, bigoted, racist, paranoid individuals I’ve ever encountered.  Which doesn’t make a whole lot of sense considering the fact that if you’re gong to call yourself a “follower of […]