Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: 2014 YEAR-IN-REVIEW, Plus Pastor Pillow Builds a Wall

Hey, Pastor Pillow here! Yeah, I know it’s a little loud with all these construction compressors! Here, put on this intercessory prayer hard hat! The crew is still putting some of the final stones into place, but I couldn’t help noticing all of those greenbacks sticking out of your billfold—thought you might like to be […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Rocks the Vote, Plus Fundie Grave Sucking

Ding-Dong! Hey, I’m Pastor Pillow! Pat, Benny, Joel, Perry, good to see you. Come on in. What’s that, Rick? Doh! Sorry, so sorry! I completely forgot this is a secret cabal. No real names, everyone. So, um, I’m Pastor “Pulvino.” Pussy, Nebuchadnezzar, Pearls, Jar-Jar, good to see you. Everyone kick off your patent white slips […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: A Rabbi, Baphomet and Lou Dobbs Walk into a Bar…

Pastor Pillow here! With apologies to Drew Brees, parishioners, kindly open your hymnals to No. 804. The holiday season is past.  Epiphany has come and gone.  And the religious nut jobs are on the prowl again! Several thoughts from the political pulpit this morning: Do you think Jesus would have ordered the closing of the […]