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Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Descends to Hell, Has High Tea with Pope Francis & Joel Osteen
June 8, 2014 By Leave a Comment
You don’t happen to have a monkey wrench, do you? You do?! Fabulous! Here, follow me down to the boiler room. I can’t find the sexton anywhere. He’s probably down at the Cubic Zirconia Cathedral Noah’s Ark Petting Zoo. We had an incident last night with some lions and a wildebeest. How did Noah manage […]
‘F*ck You Rush!’: Jon Stewart Demolishes Limbaugh and Boko Haram (Video)
May 13, 2014 By 8 Comments
I’m starting to lean towards believing that Jon Stewart needs his own weekly show on HBO. I would absolutely love to get an hour every week of Stewart completely uncensored. In my opinion, few get their message across as well as he does. Take for instance last night when he addressed the horrific kidnapping of […]
Bring Back Our Girls!…Wherever Nigeria is
May 6, 2014 By 4 Comments
Freeze! Don’t move. Yes, I’m aware you’re balancing a can of Tecate atop your straw sombrero. Hold. Still. Take a look at the map of Africa that accompanies this article. Identify the country of Nigeria. Oh, come on, it’s right in front of you, just to the west of Cameroon, south of Niger. No, that’s […]
