The Texas Shooting Is Not The Same As The Charlie Hebdo Massacre

Have you ever noticed that conservatives love to talk about their rights under the Constitution being infringed? Just go to any of their websites and they will talk about how liberals and President Obama are trying to take away their First and Second Amendment rights until they’re blue in the face from typing out caps-locked […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow on the Shelf, the Cross Hugs the Crescent

Hi, I’m Pastor Pillow! I’m CPO of Cubic Zirconium Cathedral Ministries. What’s CPO? Oh, that’s Chief Pastoral Officer. Anyway, I’m so glad you could make it today. Thank goodness you brought the lighter fluid. I was going to have to rummage through the kitchen pantry for a bag of briquettes. And nothing quite ruins an […]

Ex-GOP Congressman Joe Walsh Wants MSNBC And CNN Employees Beheaded

Once upon a time, Joe Walsh was a brash, tactless, child support-avoiding Republican congressman from Illinois. He lost his reelection campaign in 2012, due in no small part to the things he said about his opponent, Tammy Duckworth. Rep. Duckworth is a double amputee, having been severely injured in Iraq when the helicopter she was […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Dials “J” for Jihad

Hi, I’m Pastor Pillow. We greatly appreciate that you’ve reached out to the Cubic Zirconium Cathedral Ministries Hotline. Normally we charge 99 cents per minute to provide you with direct, Scripture-based, Dove-to-Supplicant discernment and wisdom. However, today you have blessedly reached the philadelphic phone of yours truly, CPO of this multi-billion-dollar Prosperity Gospel ministry. And […]

Prominent Islamic Extremist Anjem Choudary Exposed As College Party Animal!

Anjem Choudary is a man of many talents. He’s a radical English Muslim cleric, a man who wants Britain to adopt Sharia law. He dismisses all allegations against ISIS, defends crucifixions, and acknowledges ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi (who’s your Dadi!) as “the caliph of all Muslims and the prince of believers.” On January 7, Choudary […]

Pope Francis Prays For Paris Gunmen, Conservative Christians Are Outraged

Wednesday, three gunmen killed twelve people at the offices of Charlie Hebdo, a French satirical magazine. The attacks are believed to be in retaliation for cartoons Charlie Hebdo has printed, both recently and in the past, that often mock radical Islam and Muhammad. In countries all over the world, candles were lit, signs with the […]

Jon Stewart Delivers Powerfully Moving Message Following Charlie Hebdo Shooting (Video)

Considering the line of work Jon Stewart is in (satire, comedy, poking fun at news and events), I’m sure the tragic shooting in France at the site of satirical newspaper Charlie Hebdo hit especially close to home. It’s only natural for someone like Stewart to take this attack somewhat personally when people who work in a field […]

Je Suis Charlie / Je Suis Satirist / Je Suis Jesus

for the brave men and women of Charlie Hebdo, and other fallen victims in Paris, plus Erin Nanasi, top-notch satirist JE SUIS CHARLIE. JE SUIS SATIRIST. JE SUIS JESUS. In its heyday, Columbia City Paper was like a journalistic Roman candle borne from a twisted Hunter S. Thompson dream. How to explain? Perhaps as such: once […]