Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Endorses Bernie Yet Forfeits His Soul

Hello, I’m Pastor Pillow! You probably recognize my Brylcreem’d visage from the billboards all about town. No? Well, I’m the Chief Pastoral Officer of Cubic Zirconium Cathedral Ministries. Here’s my card: nothing says Prosperity Gospel like a Black Astrum, diamond-studded business card. Plus I star in ads on public access, Sky Angel and Spike. Also, […]

GOP Sen. Thom Tillis Says Businesses Shouldn’t Require Employees To Wash Hands After Using The Toilet

Senator Thom Tillis is a first-term Republican from North Carolina who apparently really, really thinks government regulations are too much. Thom Tillis apparently also thinks that restaurant employees should be able to not wash their hands after using the bathroom, so long as there’s a sign alerting customers to that fact. Yes, seriously. Granted, this […]

Louisiana Gun Nut Politician’s Gun Campaign Not Welcome At Chick-fil-A

Remember how a couple of weeks ago, before the government shutdown filled the news, gun nuts got upset over Starbucks asking them to no longer use their stores for political rallies? Well, here in Louisiana, state Rep. Jeff Thompson (R-Bossier City) decided he wasn’t about to let the issue go. He has decided to hold […]