Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Covets Bush’s Balls & Flees the Central American Children’s Crusade

Mr. President, quick grab your balls and follow me! No, Mr. W., sir, not those balls. Your Presidential golf balls! I’ve got signed balls by every President going back to Ike. It would be a shame not to add yours to my collection. Anyway, we don’t have much time! I can see the Central American […]

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Republican Lawmaker Charged With Felony Assault After Throwing 4-Year-Old Daughter

This past Wednesday, Montana State Senator Jason Priest was hit with a plethora of charges including felony assault on a minor and misdemeanor counts of partner or family member assault and resisting arrest. You might be asking yourself what led to these charges.  Well, let’s see – he allegedly: Threw his 4-year-old daughter. Shoved his estranged […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Child Abuse, Pearls of Wisdom & Plumbing Tube

I would like to think that the reason the All-Knowing Tetragrammaton failed to include prohibitions against child abuse on the stone tablets of the Decalogue was not because the tablets were only yea big, but because the Creator of the Universe considered the subject so obvious that not even human beings needed to be reminded […]