The Main Reason the U.S. Will Lose a Trade War with China: Trump’s an Idiot and They Know It

Despite what his supporters want to think of him, the reality is that Donald Trump is an incompetent fool who has absolutely no idea what he’s doing. Simply because his supporters refuse to acknowledge that fact doesn’t make it any less true. Donald Trump’s an idiot — and the rest of the world knows it. That’s […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Addresses the Joint Chiefs

Hello, I’m Pastor Pillow! It’s not every day a man of the cloth is invited to address the Joint Chiefs of Staff. So to begin, I want this august body to know that Cubic Zirconium Cathedral Ministries is always here to serve Uncle Sam, Adam Smith and Lady Liberty. I wouldn’t call that the American […]

Edward Snowden Finally Proves Once and For All What a Narcissistic Traitor He Really Is

Even if some of the information Edward Snowden has leaked was important for the American people to know, in my opinion he’s still a traitor to his country. He illegally stole a ton of information, fled the country, then released that intelligence information to the world. And don’t give me this whole “he’s a patriot standing up for the […]