Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Lives to See 100!

Hello, I’m Pastor Pillow! That’s how the Christian Right Weekly Round-Up usually starts.  Except, I’m actually the creator of the Chief Pastoral Officer of Cubic Zirconium Cathedral Ministries. Where’s Pastor Pillow?  Doubtless he’s off ministering to the unarmed pagan French and spreading the NRA Prosperity Gospel:  “Behold, I stand at the door with a Glock!” […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Carves Space for Moses on Mt. Rushmore

Hi, I’m Pastor Pillow, CPO of Cubic Zirconium Cathedral Ministries. What’s a CPO? Why, Chief Pastoral Officer, of course. But today just call me Chairman Pillow. See, here’s my trusty gavel—a gift from Justice Clarence Thomas. He and I met at a Fellowship barbecue in DC a few years back, and he personally used this […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: A Rabbi, Baphomet and Lou Dobbs Walk into a Bar…

Pastor Pillow here! With apologies to Drew Brees, parishioners, kindly open your hymnals to No. 804. The holiday season is past.  Epiphany has come and gone.  And the religious nut jobs are on the prowl again! Several thoughts from the political pulpit this morning: Do you think Jesus would have ordered the closing of the […]