Kim Davis Exemplifies Why the Religious Right Shouldn’t Be Taken Seriously

Despite my bluntness and frequent sarcasm, I actually don’t like being combative. I try to be an advocate for two sides coming together to find a compromised solution to the issues we face in this country. Anyone who follows me knows that I preach facts, perspective and big picture thinking – not ideology. In fact, I’m not […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Plants a Flag on the New Texasalem

Before taking his place of divine, intergalactic call at the acrylic lectern, Pastor Pillow paced the crimson carpet podium of the Cubic Zirconium Cathedral Ministries sanctuary. With a righteous furrow across his brow and well-worn New International Version Bible in hand, he turned on his heels and rendered the opening lines of his sermon to […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow on the Shelf, the Cross Hugs the Crescent

Hi, I’m Pastor Pillow! I’m CPO of Cubic Zirconium Cathedral Ministries. What’s CPO? Oh, that’s Chief Pastoral Officer. Anyway, I’m so glad you could make it today. Thank goodness you brought the lighter fluid. I was going to have to rummage through the kitchen pantry for a bag of briquettes. And nothing quite ruins an […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Prepares His State of the Communion Address

Hi, I’m Pastor Pillow. Sorry for the mess. Come on in. Watch out for those empty bottles. I swear I started with Cold Duck—how I ended up with all these bottles of Old Crow I have no idea. Mrs. Pillow is away for the weekend [hiccup!] at a Faith & Freedom Coalition conference planning meeting—she’s […]

Religious Extremists Kill Twelve People At French Magazine Charlie Hebdo

Religious extremism is a very dangerous animal. Extremists of any religion believe their views trump all else, and violence is most often their method of expression. And on Wednesday afternoon, at the offices of Charlie Hebdo, a French satirical magazine, religious extremism killed twelve people. Waking up to this news, I sat reading continuous updates […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: 2014 YEAR-IN-REVIEW, Plus Pastor Pillow Builds a Wall

Hey, Pastor Pillow here! Yeah, I know it’s a little loud with all these construction compressors! Here, put on this intercessory prayer hard hat! The crew is still putting some of the final stones into place, but I couldn’t help noticing all of those greenbacks sticking out of your billfold—thought you might like to be […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Parts the Sea of Protesters

Dontae, can you roll down my window? I still can’t figure out all these darn buttons back here. And did you Armor All the seats again? Makes the leather too slick; I’m flopping around like a fish in St. Peter’s net. Hey you with the cardboard sign. Nice to meet you, I’m Pastor Pillow. I’m […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Rocks the Vote, Plus Fundie Grave Sucking

Ding-Dong! Hey, I’m Pastor Pillow! Pat, Benny, Joel, Perry, good to see you. Come on in. What’s that, Rick? Doh! Sorry, so sorry! I completely forgot this is a secret cabal. No real names, everyone. So, um, I’m Pastor “Pulvino.” Pussy, Nebuchadnezzar, Pearls, Jar-Jar, good to see you. Everyone kick off your patent white slips […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Rigs the Vote, Plus No More Cracker Jesus

Good morning, I’m Pastor Pillow! Thank you for joining us on this blessed Cubic Zirconium Cathedral Ministries Midterm Election Pulpit Freedom Sunday Service! Here, have a “Jesus Votes Republican” button! I don’t have to remind you that candidates from that “other” political party craft their policies after consulting Baphomet, all the principalities of darkness, plus […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Siri Saves the Sabbath, Kirk Cameron Saves Baby Jesus

Hey, Holy Siri!  Pastor Pillow here! We’ve been over this before.  It’s just Siri.  I’m not Divine. Well, God works in mysterious ways.  Anyway, I need your help.  It’s 30 minutes before Cubic Zirconium Cathedral Showtime, and I still don’t have a sermon.  Hello?  Are you there? Good morning.  Do you need a hug? I […]

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