Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Descends into ChristianMingle with Chuck Norris & Oscar as Guides

Pastor Pillow here! Hold me.  Thrill me.  Kiss Me.  Kill me.  And open your hymnals to No. 1939. If you prefer a more subdued version, please turn to No. 422. Today the world’s attention is squarely centered (pun intended) on two quarterbacks whose hands will spend a good portion of the evening tucked under the […]

What Every American Should Know about the Biblical Definition of Capitalism: Part I

Thoughts Concerning a ‘Biblical Definition of Capitalism,’ and the Millions of Deceived Christians Who Mistake Adam Smith’s Wealth of Nations as a Long-Lost Pauline Epistle, and Who are Convinced that Karl Marx and Judas Iscariot Do the Watusi Nightly in Dante’s Ninth Circle of Hell, yet Who Think that the Holy Spirit was Just Playing […]