Chuck Norris Says Hillary Clinton Will Win In 2016 Using Illegal Immigrants

I’ll admit that I still watch an occasional episode of “Walker, Texas Ranger” from time to time. Perhaps it’s the cheesy 90s fashion complete with the semi-mullet Chuck Norris sports, the improbable slo-mo fights against criminals who always seem to have knowledge of martial arts, or maybe there isn’t much else to watch on TV […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Descends into ChristianMingle with Chuck Norris & Oscar as Guides

Pastor Pillow here! Hold me.  Thrill me.  Kiss Me.  Kill me.  And open your hymnals to No. 1939. If you prefer a more subdued version, please turn to No. 422. Today the world’s attention is squarely centered (pun intended) on two quarterbacks whose hands will spend a good portion of the evening tucked under the […]