Ted Cruz Demands Repeal Of Federal Law That Doesn’t Exist, Because Of Course

I’ve always known that the closer we got toward presidential primary season, Senator Ted Cruz’s idiocy would dominate quite a few headlines. Even though we’re still a few months away from the first GOP presidential primary this August, it seems the Texas senator has been eager to prove just how absurd his presidential campaign is […]

Oklahoma Lawmakers Want To Ban High School AP History Courses

Oh Oklahoma, it seems like there’s a competition going on in red states to see who can come up with the most ridiculous legislation, and you just have to get in on the action. Just recently, lawmakers introduced bills to protect gay “conversion” therapy and allow discrimination against LGBT people in the name of religious […]

Tennessee Republican Wants To Make The Bible The Official State Book

When I see these headlines, I always say to myself “please don’t let it be Louisiana, please don’t let it be Louisiana, please don’t let it be Louisiana!” as I go to click the link. After all, with Bobby Jindal running the state (when he’s not off on yet another Iowa visit), you never know […]

A Letter To America From Mitt Romney…I Mean Mott Rimney

Dear America, My name is Mott Rimney, and I am a middle-class guy from North Dakota. I’m writing you today to tell you about the man I hope is the next President of the United States, Mitt Romney. We – the normal, middle class people of this great country-recognize that Mitt is the obvious choice […]

Tea Party Of Louisiana Foolishly Falls For Ridiculous Common Core Satire Story

My local station, KATC-TV3 out of Lafayette, is a special place. Ok, their Facebook page is. You see, like many other small market stations throughout America, they have their fair share of vocal idiots and racists. No matter what the subject, within the first few comments someone will either make the issue about liberals and/or […]

Common Core: Separating Wingnut Hysteria From The Facts

Back in the 1990’s, during the Clinton years, there were conspiracy stories circulating in conservative homeschooling and religious groups that the Clintons, Donna Shalala, and the UN were going to force children to learn communism and be subjected to the “gay agenda.” As a child, I wasn’t even allowed to own a library card because […]

The 6 Most Radical GOP Candidates Of 2014

Remember how in the aftermath of the 2012 Presidential election blowout, Bobby Jindal stated that the Republican Party needed to “stop being the stupid party”? Well, it seems like not only has he not taken his own advice, but the GOP hasn’t either. Even though some of the most radical candidates like Paul Broun of […]