Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Gets Stoned with a Hot Blonde

Hey, you made it! Back that thing over this way, if you don’t mind. Steady, just a few more feet. There, stop. Wow, I can tell this isn’t your first time inside a backhoe. Okay, hop on out and let’s fill her up. With what? Why, with stones, silly! Why else do you think I […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Floating Fundies Flee Atheists in Collars

Ahoy there, mates!  Avast, ye scallywag sinners!  Arise and shine, then gather ye upon the poop deck of praise to give God the glory-glory!  The HMS Christian Right Weekly Round-Up is ready to set sail! Pastor Pillow here. In our padded pews this morning, we offer refuge to all from “abortion, homosexuality, taxes and the […]