The Tenth Crusade: ISIS, Senator Cruz and the Military Industrial Complex Walk Into a Bar…

To His Eminence, Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi Al-Husseini Al-Qurashi, Supreme Puba of the Islamic State of Iraq and al-Sham: We all know that a Tenth Crusade benefits us all. You kill as many of us as you can; we’ll kill as many of you as we can. Let’s keep the machine of war well-oiled, then spoil […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Loving Ham, Chicken Crap & the “Filthy Pack of Asses”

Pastor Pillow here! Hey, it’s a Doris Day Love Fest!  In honor of St. Valentine, kindly kiss your neighbors on the lips—irrespective of gender—and turn in your rosy red hymnals to No. 403. You make my heart erect!  You make my heart erect! What?  Wreck?  It’s “you make my heart a wreck”?  Well, I’ll be. […]