Ben Carson Will Attend Iowa “Religious Liberties” Conference Held By Radio Host Who Wants Gays Executed

The 2016 Republican primary field is really, really crowded this year. If you’re a candidate who doesn’t have tens millions of dollars of your own money to spend and you haven’t managed to score some super PAC funding, you really have to fight for every last vote you can get in order to have a […]

Here’s How Bobby Jindal Could Go To Prison Instead Of The White House

Don’t look now, but another candidate with legal issues hanging over his head is about to join the crowded 2016 field. Rick Perry became the first candidate with an indictment to officially kick off his campaign last week, and now Bobby Jindal, who is expected to announce his candidacy on June 24th, could be indicted […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Pumps the Pentagon & Pens a Psalm

Hello, I’m Pastor Pillow! Sorry, usually I would pump the palm of everyone who writes hefty membership checks for Cubic Zirconium Cathedral Ministries, but I don’t want to upset my portrait painter, Alphonse.  I’m under strict orders not to move a single muscle—unless you count the 26 muscles it takes to smile and say, “Hallelujah!” And I’m […]

“Pro-Life” Colorado Republicans Block Bill That Would Reduce Abortions

Republicans love to talk about how they’re “pro-life,” especially when it means getting their conservative religious base riled up ahead of an election. Last year here in Louisiana, billboards up and down Interstate 10 proclaimed that Mary Landrieu had a “100 percent pro-abortion voting record” even though that was pretty far from the truth. You’d […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Rigs the Vote, Plus No More Cracker Jesus

Good morning, I’m Pastor Pillow! Thank you for joining us on this blessed Cubic Zirconium Cathedral Ministries Midterm Election Pulpit Freedom Sunday Service! Here, have a “Jesus Votes Republican” button! I don’t have to remind you that candidates from that “other” political party craft their policies after consulting Baphomet, all the principalities of darkness, plus […]

Are Fundamentalist Christians Trying to Create a Master Race?

Perhaps you’ve watched the TV show “19 Kids and Counting” and wondered what that was all about. Who in their right mind would want to have that many children and put that kind of toll on their body and finances? The answer is that it’s the front of something rather sinister and disturbing. Mitt Romney […]