Humanity, Not Quite Ready for Civilization: Part I

Despite such advancements as the particle collider and Lean Cuisines (not to mention Steak-umms), humanity, it seems, is not quite ready for Civilization. In fact, I am beginning to realize that Civilization is only now just being born. … Last summer, my young daughter and I sat on the steps of a local community pool, […]

The Folly of the American Voter, or Montezuma’s Revenge Makes for a Crappy Election

First things first, a little Midterm Election public service announcement: If you’re not sure where to vote on Election Day (Tuesday, November 4—as in, tomorrow), visit Google and type “WHERE TO VOTE.” A Polling Place Lookup tool will pop up at the top of the query results page. Then just type your residential address to […]