An Open Letter to Edward Snowden: Letting the Kattenburg out of the [CENSORED] Bag

Dear Mr. Snowden: I know a little secret. Actually, I’ve been dying to tell someone since [CENSORED] when I discovered that [CENSORED]. For rather obvious reasons, I cannot think of anyone more likely to understand my situation than you. I’m hoping maybe you, me and a few others can start a Friday night gin rummy […]