Evangelical Pastor John Hagee is a Fraud and his Theory About Ukraine is Utterly Ridiculous

Normally I don’t write articles about random pastors and the idiocy they spew.  If I did, I’d never stop writing.  But when it comes to Cornerstone Church founder and senior pastor John Hagee, I’ll make an exception. See, I’ve dealt with this man and his family before.  Years ago when I was a waiter in […]

The Bible, Rated X: From Adam’s Snake to the Horny Beast

Article V in a Series About a Book so Important They Called it “The Book” for JEM, Sammy & The Hovel Click here for Article I, Article II, Article III and Article IV In the few months since the X-Rated Bible made its last appearance, Christian fundamentalism has predictably reared its head like so many […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: WWJD Syria-Style, Santorum in a Beret & Other Signs of the Apocalypse

Hey, Fundies!  On the Syrian Question:  What Would Jesus Do?  It’s your phrase, right?  I’ll tell you what he WOULDN’T DO, and that is remotely operate a drone in the name of Uncle Sam to deliver murderous munitions against fellow human beings.  But do you know what he probably WOULD DO?  Son of God or […]

What Every American Should Know about the Biblical “Definitions” of Marriage

Thoughts Concerning a ‘Biblical Definition of Marriage,’ and in Response to Umpteen Biblically-Ignorant Memes that have Sloshed Back & Forth across the Social Media High Seas e’er since the U.S. Supreme Court’s Landmark Same-Sex Marriage Ruling, and with Hellfire Spit Aimed at any Idiot who Buys the Rights to a Stock Photo of Two Aryans […]

If You’re Happy and You Know It: A Journey from Evangelical Homophobia to Equal Sign

One of the hallmarks of fundamentalist evangelical Christianity is a reduction of the remarkably complex human cosmos into theo-gibberish apothegms that would make any fortune cookie throw up. Growing up, sexual education and western philosophical tradition were summed up neatly by my father with the following dictum: “The Greek philosophers were just a bunch of […]