Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Calls Upon the Legends of Christian Rock

Hello, I’m Pastor Pillow! Wow, be still my White Heart. I can hardly believe I’m surrounded by such a great Cloud of Mulleted Musical Witnesses. I’m so glad I wore my all old DeGarmo & Key flair. Well, isn’t that sweet: Amy Grant playing the Ungame with Gary Chapman and Vince Gill. And over at […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow’s Loaves & Fishies Apostolic Eatery Hut

Hello! Welcome to Pastor Pillow’s Loaves & Fishies Apostolic Eatery Hut—a fast food subsidiary of Cubic Zirconium Cathedral Ministries.  I’m Pastor Pillow. Why, yes, until very recently this was in fact a McDonald’s. Yet with Ray Kroc’s gastronomic legacy on the verge of collapse, the Good Lord has provided an opportunity for hundreds of PP […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Siri Saves the Sabbath, Kirk Cameron Saves Baby Jesus

Hey, Holy Siri!  Pastor Pillow here! We’ve been over this before.  It’s just Siri.  I’m not Divine. Well, God works in mysterious ways.  Anyway, I need your help.  It’s 30 minutes before Cubic Zirconium Cathedral Showtime, and I still don’t have a sermon.  Hello?  Are you there? Good morning.  Do you need a hug? I […]

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The Republican Party Continues its Descent into the Deepest Depths of Stupidity

I really don’t like using the word “stupid” very often because it’s just not a “professional” sounding word to use when trying to make a point.  But when it comes to the modern-day Republican party, stupidity is often the first word that comes to my mind when I hear these people speak. It’s people who […]

Absolutely Absurd: Creationist Demands Airtime on ‘Cosmos’ to Offer Balance Against Science

Let me just go ahead and get this disclaimer out of the way – this article is not satire.  I know, when reading that headline someone might really think that it’s something from The Onion or even one of our satire pieces.  But sadly, this is a true story. Danny Faulkner of Answers In Genesis […]

Fox in Oklahoma Ridiculously Edits Out Mention of Evolution During Neil deGrasse Tyson’s ‘Cosmos’

Sometimes I run across a story that’s both shocking and not shocking at the same time.  That’s basically what happened when I read that an Oklahoma Fox station edited out the only mention of evolution during Neil deGrasse Tyson’s relaunch of Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey. It wasn’t until the end of the show that Tyson made […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Loving Ham, Chicken Crap & the “Filthy Pack of Asses”

Pastor Pillow here! Hey, it’s a Doris Day Love Fest!  In honor of St. Valentine, kindly kiss your neighbors on the lips—irrespective of gender—and turn in your rosy red hymnals to No. 403. You make my heart erect!  You make my heart erect! What?  Wreck?  It’s “you make my heart a wreck”?  Well, I’ll be. […]

Poll: 1 in 4 Americans Don’t Know the Earth Revolves Around Sun and a Few Other Things

Does anyone remember the game show that was on about a decade or so ago called Street Smarts?  The basic premise was that they’d randomly ask people on the street questions and the contestants in the studio had to determine whether or not the person answered correctly. You’ve seen late night talk shows do something […]

South Carolina State Senator Blocks Evolution from Being Taught in Science Classes

Maybe Republicans are on to something about evolution being a myth.  After all, they seem determined to prove that as a species, they’re actually getting less intelligent – not more. I never thought that I would see the day where evolution being put in science books somehow became a political issue.  I never thought I […]

Christianity vs. Creationism vs. Evolution – A Real Discussion

I’m sure by now most of you have heard about the debate Bill Nye had with Ken Ham pertaining to which theory is more credible, evolution or creationism.  Though it’s a bit long, I’d highly recommend you check it out if you haven’t already.  While it’s unlikely either man convinced anyone to change their minds, […]