Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Big Bang Solos, BJ U & Sugar in Your Wheaties

Pastor Pillow here! Let’s start this morning’s worship service with a bit of a bang.  Please listen to our Guest Soloist and follow along in your hymnals at No. ∞. Following today’s service, we’ll provide you with some additional recordings of the Cosmic Microwave Background—otherwise known as the residual radiation from the Big Bang. You […]

An Open Letter and Challenge to Ken Ham, Creationist (Not So) Extraordinaire

Dear Mr. Ham: You see, there’s this book. Sound familiar? Yes, and it is in fact called the Bible. And whether one calls it the Inspired Word of God or an anthology of fairy tales, it is the most fascinating and complex book ever composed. I love it dearly, despite how you abuse it.  In […]

Bill Nye vs. The Creation Museum: Tonight’s Debate for Civilization

Man, just when you thought Neil deGrasse Tyson was about to nudge us into the Great Age of Rodenberry, along comes young-Earth creationist Ken Ham and a near-endless supply of antediluvian cash to try to wash away the progress of science and evolutionary theory. Tonight at 7 p.m. upon the grounds of the dreadful Creation […]

The Bible, Rated X: From Adam’s Snake to the Horny Beast

Article V in a Series About a Book so Important They Called it “The Book” for JEM, Sammy & The Hovel Click here for Article I, Article II, Article III and Article IV In the few months since the X-Rated Bible made its last appearance, Christian fundamentalism has predictably reared its head like so many […]