Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow & the Amazing Technicolor Pyramid Grain Silo Animatronic Wonder House

Hello, I’m Pastor Pillow! You’re probably here to see Cubic Zirconium Cathedral Ministries’ latest attraction, the Brother Dr. Ben Carson 3-D/Trinity Amazing Technicolor Pyramid Grain Silo Animatronic Wonder House. Trust me, it’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen! Epcot, eat my Holy Spirit-girded shorts. Here, hop in the CZC Ministries Porsche Garia Soleil de Minuit golf […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Brokers the Mideast Ping-Pong Peace Accords

Yep, I’m Pastor Pillow! Two extra-large deep dish pizzas with anchovies and black olives, right? Listen, I know you’re just a pimple-faced pizza delivery dude, but you’re about to witness history, kid—as in the Two Witnesses of the Book of Revelation. So pay attention. Say, I’ve seen you before. You’re Carol and Dan Babbage’s boy, […]

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