Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Covets Bush’s Balls & Flees the Central American Children’s Crusade

Mr. President, quick grab your balls and follow me! No, Mr. W., sir, not those balls. Your Presidential golf balls! I’ve got signed balls by every President going back to Ike. It would be a shame not to add yours to my collection. Anyway, we don’t have much time! I can see the Central American […]

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Here, Let Me Google That For You (A Guide To Dealing With Idiots On The Internet)

Let Me Google That For You is quite possibly the best thing on the internet. We’ve all experienced the moment when, during an online conversation, someone refuses to spend just a few minutes Googling information before lending their opinion. Perhaps it’s an anti-vaccine nut, bound and determined to prove (without any facts) that vaccines are […]

Nailed Nuts, Rioting Pu$$ies & the Blazing Politics of Attention: A Public Service Announcement

Sarah Palin / Ted Cruz / Rand Paul / John Boehner / Paul Ryan / Bill O’Reilly / Rush Limbaugh / War on Christmas / OBAMACARE / Drone Drone Drone … PSST!  HEY, BUDDY!  OVER HERE!  LOOK AT ME! This is important!  No, serious!  There’s an injustice going on!  And I’ve only got 1,000 words […]

Apple’s Dodging $17 Million a Day in Taxes — But They’re Not The Real Problem

The other night I wrote an article about how oil companies in Oklahoma (who certainly aren’t lacking for profit margins) receive additional subsidies from the state, while things like storm shelters for older schools go unfunded. As outrageous as this is, it is a small example of a much larger problem. While Congress was busy […]