Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Hands Out Tricks

Hello, I’m Pastor Pillow! Welcome to the confectionary-free confines of Cubic Zirconium Cathedral Ministries on this great and terrible day that worshipers of Satan, that False Light & Fallen One, that Lascivious Leader of Political Progressives, call Halloween! Here, purchase one of our Fall (But Not as Far as Adam!) Creationism Celebration and Creative Witnessing […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Election Day Special, Jesus Stands at the Door with a Glock

Knock-knock! Good Lord, what is it now? I do not keep office hours on Sunday mornings—especially the Sunday morning before an Election Day! I’ve got a gaggle of judicial candidates, each begging me to read the morning announcements. Parents are complaining that the new elephant slide in the Noah’s Ark nursery sends the wrong message […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Rocks the Vote, Plus Fundie Grave Sucking

Ding-Dong! Hey, I’m Pastor Pillow! Pat, Benny, Joel, Perry, good to see you. Come on in. What’s that, Rick? Doh! Sorry, so sorry! I completely forgot this is a secret cabal. No real names, everyone. So, um, I’m Pastor “Pulvino.” Pussy, Nebuchadnezzar, Pearls, Jar-Jar, good to see you. Everyone kick off your patent white slips […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Sodom & Gomorrah and “The Britney Spears-Jesus Christ Halter Top Experience”

So sorry.  Pastor Pillow couldn’t make it today.  He’s recovering from a hellish hangover.  Who can blame the guy, really?  He’s been on a three-month mission to uncover the worst of Christian fundamentalist news headlines.  That bag of Kit Kats and bottle of Old Grand-Dad simply had his name on them last night.  And you […]

Mainstream Media Looks Absolutely Foolish After Falling for Fake Halloween Obesity Story

It’s usually not too difficult to find some way to make the “mainstream media” look like a bunch of fools.  Quality journalism has given way to outrageous headlines and media outlets rushing to break the story first instead of getting the story right.  They’ll constantly seize on any story they think will bring them traffic by exploiting […]

Political Correctness Out of Control: School District Cancels Halloween Fun

Anyone who knows me knows that I’m not what you might call a “politically correct” person.  Not that I go out of my way to offend people, I just think this hypersensitivity to damn near everything that’s engulfing our country is getting out of control. A perfect example of this is a story I ran […]