Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Lives to See 100!

Hello, I’m Pastor Pillow! That’s how the Christian Right Weekly Round-Up usually starts.  Except, I’m actually the creator of the Chief Pastoral Officer of Cubic Zirconium Cathedral Ministries. Where’s Pastor Pillow?  Doubtless he’s off ministering to the unarmed pagan French and spreading the NRA Prosperity Gospel:  “Behold, I stand at the door with a Glock!” […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Covets Bush’s Balls & Flees the Central American Children’s Crusade

Mr. President, quick grab your balls and follow me! No, Mr. W., sir, not those balls. Your Presidential golf balls! I’ve got signed balls by every President going back to Ike. It would be a shame not to add yours to my collection. Anyway, we don’t have much time! I can see the Central American […]

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