Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Whips Huckabee and The Donald Into Biblical Shape

Hello, I’m Pastor Pillow! First, I want to thank each and every one of you Republican Presidential Candidates for coming here today. Second, I suppose we should thank Brother Bear for allowing us to use his ministerial facilities for this special training session. We didn’t think it would be a good idea to attract too […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Election Day Special, Jesus Stands at the Door with a Glock

Knock-knock! Good Lord, what is it now? I do not keep office hours on Sunday mornings—especially the Sunday morning before an Election Day! I’ve got a gaggle of judicial candidates, each begging me to read the morning announcements. Parents are complaining that the new elephant slide in the Noah’s Ark nursery sends the wrong message […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Rigs the Vote, Plus No More Cracker Jesus

Good morning, I’m Pastor Pillow! Thank you for joining us on this blessed Cubic Zirconium Cathedral Ministries Midterm Election Pulpit Freedom Sunday Service! Here, have a “Jesus Votes Republican” button! I don’t have to remind you that candidates from that “other” political party craft their policies after consulting Baphomet, all the principalities of darkness, plus […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow & the Parable of the Empty Megachurch

The Gospel According to The Golden Rule 1 1 Normally on the Lord’s Day, Pastor Pillow arrived at Cubic Zirconium Cathedral several hours before even the most faithful member to perform dutifully the humble role of sexton—to his mind, a kind of facility foot washing. 2 He unlocked doors; adjusted thermostats; flipped on hallway lights; […]

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My Awesome Experience Talking Politics with a 10-Year-Old Being Raised by Republicans

Sadly, my sister and her husband are both Republicans.  Though I wouldn’t call either of them “political hobbyists.”  My brother-in-law tries to act like he knows what he’s talking about (he’s doesn’t have a clue), and my sister for the most part won’t talk about politics at all. Though I think I’d best describe them […]

Christianity, Evolution, Homosexuality and the “Missing Link”

In America, the theories of Evolution and Christianity are often seen as the polar opposites of one another.  Christian Fundamentalism may have taught you that one cannot simultaneously sport a Jesus and Darwin bumper sticker on the same spiritual station wagon.  To suggest that Christianity might be subject to a similar evolutionary process is unorthodox, […]

I’ve Had It With the Radical “Religious” Right

I’ve reached a point with these religious fanatics that I can’t tolerate their ignorance any longer.  I’m sure you know the people I’m talking about — those who claim to be “followers of Christ” yet do nothing of the sort. The people who live awful lives and are terrible people — yet claim to be […]