Islamophobes Protest Language Education At Houston Arabic Immersion Magnet School

Immersion schools are a great way for kids to learn a second, or even third language, that they might not have had the chance to learn otherwise. Here in southern Louisiana, French immersion schools are big thing, allowing local kids to learn both the French language and culture. These children get to interact with people […]

Ted Cruz Voted Against Sandy Relief, But Now Demands Federal Aid After Texas Floods (VIDEO)

There’s a bit of good news for Texas as it looks like the torrential rains and subsequent flooding may hopefully be coming to an end soon. The bad news is that you still have Ted Cruz and John Cornyn as your senators. Don’t get me wrong, the rest of the country doesn’t mind sending you […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Buys Some Lube, the Bible Belt Girds Its Loins

Hey, I’m Pastor Pillow! Thanks for letting me skip to the front of the line! I’m in a hurry. I have to pick up pizza for 10,000 hungry, quarantined parishioners right after I get out of here. You see, Cubic Zirconium Cathedral is in lockdown. I just delivered my Sunday morning sermon on the horrors […]

White Conservative Republican Wins Election by Making Voters Believe He Was Black

First let me just say, no this isn’t a satirical article.  This actually happened. Dave Wilson, a conservative white Republican, won his campaign to become a board member for the Houston Community College System.  So, how did an anti-gay, white conservative win an election in an area predominantly dominated by African Americans who mostly vote […]