Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow, Chocolate Jesus and the S’mores-a-Mosque Bonfire Potluck

To begin, a public service announcement. Citizens of our Little Blue Planet: For Christ’s sake— No, for Christ, Mohammed, Ganesh, Jehovah, Buddha, Zarathustra, the Flying Spaghetti Monster and Richard Dawkins’ sake—stop killing in the name of religion! And, actually, just stop killing altogether. (That means you, drone pilots.) That is all. … Hi, I’m Pastor […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow on the Shelf, the Cross Hugs the Crescent

Hi, I’m Pastor Pillow! I’m CPO of Cubic Zirconium Cathedral Ministries. What’s CPO? Oh, that’s Chief Pastoral Officer. Anyway, I’m so glad you could make it today. Thank goodness you brought the lighter fluid. I was going to have to rummage through the kitchen pantry for a bag of briquettes. And nothing quite ruins an […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Parlays with the Islamic State & Rides into the Sunset on a Horny Camel

Pastor Pillow here! And you must be Ibrahim ibn Awwad ibn Ibrahim ibn Ali ibn Muhammad al-Badri al-Samarrai. Mind if I call you Ibby? What’s that, you prefer Amir al-Mu’minin Caliph Ibrahim? Gesundheit! Little joke there. Just call me the Apostolic Officiant of the Cubic Zirconium Cathedral Ministries Conglomerate, or CEO M.C. Cool Side of […]

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One of ISIL’s Biggest Strengths is Also its Biggest Weakness

We’ve heard a lot of back and forth rhetoric concerning the radical Islamic terrorist organization known as ISIS or ISIL, and rightfully so. This is a group that makes al-Qaeda look like a bunch of amateurs. They’re organized, well funded, armed and extremely motivated. Hell, they’ve seized oil fields and are actually selling oil. They’re probably […]