Glenn Beck Warns His Followers That America Is Almost ‘Out Of Time’

In March 1997, 39 members of the Heaven’s Gate cult committed mass suicide believing that they were going to meet a UFO which was hidden behind the Hale-Bopp comet. A total of 21 women and 18 men between the ages of 26 and 72 neatly packed their bags and took lethal cocktails of sedatives and […]

Michele Bachmann Says Jesus Is Coming Soon, Thanks To Iran Nuclear Deal

Republicans have been pitching a fit about the recent deal with Iran regarding their nuclear program. While some Democrats have decided to oppose it for various reasons, Republicans are almost unanimous in their condemnation of the deal and have vowed to do everything possible to kill it. I think that many Republicans are against the […]

Ted Cruz Gets Jealous Of Trump Coverage, Lashes Out At Obama To Feel Better About Himself

Since the Obama administration, the U.N. and many of our allies agreed with Iran on a nuclear deal, the rhetoric coming from the Republican party has been absolutely absurd. From Mike Huckabee suggesting that this brings Jews “to the door of the oven,” to many Republicans suggesting this will bring about WWIII, it’s almost comical how […]

Here Are The Four Reasons Why Republicans Oppose The Iran Nuclear Deal

Republicans predictably greeted the Iran nuclear deal with angry howls about how the treaty was “appeasement,” while Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu called the deal a “mistake of historic proportions” and warned that Iran would continue to seek the destruction of Israel. The opposition to the Iran nuclear deal isn’t a position that was reached after […]

The GOP Has A Meltdown After President Obama Gets A Nuclear Deal With Iran

I woke up this morning to see that the United States had finally reached a nuclear deal with Iran, and I instantly knew that Republicans were going to have a meltdown (no pun intended) over the agreement. Sure enough, I looked over the wretched hive of scum and villainy known as the comments section on […]

5 Reasons Bernie Sanders Would Be A Better President Than Hillary Clinton

As more Americans find out who Bernie Sanders is and that Hillary Clinton isn’t the only person running for the 2016 Democratic nomination, his poll numbers have begun to rise. If you’re like me, the thought of Hillary Clinton being the next president is better than any Republican, but at the same time, there are […]

The Bachmann Diaries: America Will Face Real Sharknados Because Of Obama

Dear Diary, I’m a movie star! The producers of the blockbuster series “Sharknado” asked me to make a cameo appearance (that’s movie talk for star) in “Sharknado 3,” and I think God made that happen to remind me, and everyone else, what is happening because of Barack Hussein Obama’s horrible policies and outright hatred of […]

Sen. Tom Cotton Thinks A War With Iran Would Be No Big Deal

To Senator Tom Cotton, Iran is like Benghazi; no matter what the subject is, he’ll inevitably bring it back to his undying lust for a war with them. Last week he managed to tie it into the “religious freedom” laws passed in Indiana and Arkansas by saying that you can be executed for being gay […]

Republicans Are Sabotaging Iran Nuclear Talks With Help From Israeli Spies

I recently proposed that we should rethink the aid that we provide Israel after Congressional Republicans wrote a letter to Iran in an attempt to sabotage nuclear peace talks. That letter, which was also signed by long-shot presidential hopeful Bobby Jindal, stated that Congress ultimately would have to approve any deal – or in other […]

Sen. Tom Cotton Accuses President Obama of Trying to Undermine Israel’s Foreign Policies – Really

While Senator Tom Cotton (R-AR) still has a long way to go before he reaches the level of absurdity that somebody like Senator Ted Cruz has proudly shown off these last couple of years, if his first two months in the Senate are any indication of what we should expect in the future, he’s well […]