Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Whips Huckabee and The Donald Into Biblical Shape

Hello, I’m Pastor Pillow! First, I want to thank each and every one of you Republican Presidential Candidates for coming here today. Second, I suppose we should thank Brother Bear for allowing us to use his ministerial facilities for this special training session. We didn’t think it would be a good idea to attract too […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Biblical Breast Implants, Lap Dance Jesus, and Pope Francis’ New 10 Commandments

So glad you could make it! I’m Pastor Pillow, of course. And these other fine men and women are the Cubic Zirconia Cathedral Ministries Marketing Team. As you may be aware, we’ve been losing parishioners left and right to that upstart “progressive faith community” down the street, Glory Holy Ministries. Seems like people are naturally […]

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Bonkers Texas Preacher Says Blood Moon is a Sign the World is Coming to an End, Another Blames it on Obama

If it were 1239, when we didn’t have the technology and science that we have now to properly (and indisputably) explain certain things that happen in our lives, I could excuse a level of religious radicalism about certain events.  History tells us that the sun was once worshiped, comets were omens of bad times and […]

Evangelical Pastor John Hagee is a Fraud and his Theory About Ukraine is Utterly Ridiculous

Normally I don’t write articles about random pastors and the idiocy they spew.  If I did, I’d never stop writing.  But when it comes to Cornerstone Church founder and senior pastor John Hagee, I’ll make an exception. See, I’ve dealt with this man and his family before.  Years ago when I was a waiter in […]