Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Keeps the Syrians Away from Baby Jesus

Hello, I’m Pastor Pillow! First, bless you for your interest in auditioning for this season’s Cubic Zirconium Cathedral Ministries Live Nativity, which, as ever, features live camels and livestock—donkeys, sheep, goats, even a family of wandering hyrax—plus a laid-off construction worker and teen mother, and of course our original Frederick Hart acrylic manger.  (Not to […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Lays Hands on Ashley Madison

Hello, I’m Pastor Pillow! Thanks for swingin’ by the office on such short notice—if you know what I mean. Mrs. Pillow is otherwise engaged this evening hosting an Amway-Tupperware-Avon Mega-Party.  She thinks I’m working late at Cubic Zirconium Cathedral, hunting-and-pecking away on my Sunday morning sermon.  And you could say that I am conducting research, […]

Anti-Gay Bigot Josh Duggar Exposed In Ashley Madison Hack

Before we discuss the latest news involving anti-gay bigot Josh Duggar, let me start out with saying that I do not condone breaching personal, private data under most circumstances. As someone who has had multiple attempts made to try to steal my information and harass my family, I cannot approve of the Ashley Madison hack which exposed […]

Fox News’ Total Coverage of the Josh Duggar Scandal Lasted Less Than the Average Commercial Break

By now most people who follow the news are well aware of the scandal surrounding 19 Kids and Counting reality television “star” Josh Duggar admitting to being a sexual predator. Normally this probably wouldn’t have been a story that makes national headlines, except the Duggar family are well-known anti-gay bigots, and Josh Duggar was a prominent member of the […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Pumps the Pentagon & Pens a Psalm

Hello, I’m Pastor Pillow! Sorry, usually I would pump the palm of everyone who writes hefty membership checks for Cubic Zirconium Cathedral Ministries, but I don’t want to upset my portrait painter, Alphonse.  I’m under strict orders not to move a single muscle—unless you count the 26 muscles it takes to smile and say, “Hallelujah!” And I’m […]

Mike Huckabee’s Support of Sexual Predators Isn’t Just Limited to His Defense of Josh Duggar

By now most people have heard about the horrific allegations surrounding well-known anti-gay bigot Josh Duggar, one of the “stars” of the TLC reality show 19 Kids and Counting. There’s not really a whole lot of gray area to this. And, no, I’m not buying this nonsense that, “Well he was only 14, so he didn’t […]

Fox News Mostly Ignores Josh Duggar’s Molestation Story, Readers Disgustingly Defend His Actions

As we all know, Fox News is essentially nothing more than a right-wing propaganda machine. I joked on my Twitter account the other day that I would love to get in contact with the network to ask them to please provide me with at least three links to stories that spoke positively about President Obama […]