Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Shuns the Gays

Hello, I’m Pastor Pillow! And you must be the secretary filling in for Beverly! Lord be praised, that temp agency always sends us lookers. Think I might spend the next hour or so locked in my office reading Song of Solomon. Want to roll my scroll? Just don’t tell Mrs. Pillow. Had to give Bev […]

Crazed Christian Sees Satan In Katy Perry’s Super Bowl Halftime Show

The 49th Super Bowl has come and gone. Patriots fans are thrilled, Seahawks fans are confused. And once again, people with way too much time on their hands have dissected the halftime show in order to show us all the truth about the Illuminati. Also, satanic avocados. Where should we start-Katy Perry on fire, her […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow, Katy Perry & the Super Bowl Pre-Game Prayer Pomade Extravaganza

Hi, I’m Pastor Pillow! Sorry, I don’t mean to disturb you—oh my, you’re not wearing any clothes. Nor are you. The whole lot of you, in fact. Goodness, that’s a load of tattoos. I can’t tell, that concentration of ink on your left thigh, is that Tamil or a pod of sperm whales practicing Krav […]

This Week in Colonial Gaze: Bachmann, Gohmert, Katy Perry, and the White Maasai-ah.

A prelude to every late night talk show joke for the next year: Perpetual embarrassments, Islamo-antagonists, and Tea Partying US Congresscritters Michele Bachmann (MN), Louie Gohmert (TX), and Steve King (IA) walk into a room with cameras, flags, and microphones and declare an Egyptian press conference. I’m not sure if this press conference actually contained members […]