Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Prays Pompously at the Fifty-Yard Line

Hello, I’m Pastor Pillow! So glad you could join us at the 50-yard line after tonight’s game. You strike me as a bit too lean and butterfingers to be a wide out; I’m guessing you’re a cornerback? Aha! Pastor Pillow knows his pigskin. After all, I was a swarthy tight end in the day. Don’t […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: A Rabbi, Baphomet and Lou Dobbs Walk into a Bar…

Pastor Pillow here! With apologies to Drew Brees, parishioners, kindly open your hymnals to No. 804. The holiday season is past.  Epiphany has come and gone.  And the religious nut jobs are on the prowl again! Several thoughts from the political pulpit this morning: Do you think Jesus would have ordered the closing of the […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: WWJD Syria-Style, Santorum in a Beret & Other Signs of the Apocalypse

Hey, Fundies!  On the Syrian Question:  What Would Jesus Do?  It’s your phrase, right?  I’ll tell you what he WOULDN’T DO, and that is remotely operate a drone in the name of Uncle Sam to deliver murderous munitions against fellow human beings.  But do you know what he probably WOULD DO?  Son of God or […]