Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Covets Bush’s Balls & Flees the Central American Children’s Crusade

Mr. President, quick grab your balls and follow me! No, Mr. W., sir, not those balls. Your Presidential golf balls! I’ve got signed balls by every President going back to Ike. It would be a shame not to add yours to my collection. Anyway, we don’t have much time! I can see the Central American […]

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Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Chickens, Porn, Nuts & Other Earthly Rewards

“Livin’ easy, lovin’ Free / Season ticket on a one-way ride” Man, I’d love to see a New Orleans church choir and Bono tackle this one.  Everybody, spin that wheel!  Drum stick thunderstorm!  Grab those britches, now! “I’M ON THE HIGHWAY TO HELL!  HIGHWAY TO HELL!” You know, an epiphany dawned on me this week […]