Donald Trump Perfectly Illustrates How Stupid American Politics Has Become

Over two years ago, I wrote an article titled “We’re No Longer A Democracy, We’re An Idiocracy.” That story was penned in the face of a government shutdown, engineered by current presidential candidate Ted Cruz. The federal government shut down on October 1st, and it lasted about two weeks. After that fiasco, American voters should […]

Ted Cruz Looks Foolish After NASA Chief Has to Explain Basic Science During Hearing (Video)

In case you haven’t heard, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) is the chairman for the Senate Commerce Subcommittee on Space, Science, and Competitiveness. Yes, a man who doesn’t believe in science or climate change and whose own father has called evolution a “communist ploy” chairs a subcommittee focused on science. During a hearing concerning NASA’s funding, Cruz […]

Reading the General, or Ixnay on the “Sherman Didn’t Burn Enough” Bumper Sticker

Then sang we a song of our chieftain That echoed over river and lea; And the stars of our banner shone brighter When Sherman marched down to the sea! * One-hundred fifty years ago this week, General William Tecumseh Sherman sat on a log on the Broad River—not far from where I type this evening—and […]

The Consequences Of Voters Staying Home: Ted Cruz Will Now Oversee Science and NASA in Senate

It’s becoming too common of an occurrence that when I run across a real story concerning something conservatives are doing, I have to ask myself whether or not it’s real or satire. It’s like a line I often use to “troll” conservatives I run across, “There’s no reason for progressives to lie about conservatives, the […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Biblical Breast Implants, Lap Dance Jesus, and Pope Francis’ New 10 Commandments

So glad you could make it! I’m Pastor Pillow, of course. And these other fine men and women are the Cubic Zirconia Cathedral Ministries Marketing Team. As you may be aware, we’ve been losing parishioners left and right to that upstart “progressive faith community” down the street, Glory Holy Ministries. Seems like people are naturally […]

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Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Fishers of Muslims, When Franky Met Barry, Plus the ‘World Vision Shuffle’

for BC Pastor Pillow here! Please turn in your hymnals to No. 34. We are the Christian Shufflin’ Crew, Shufflin’ policies for fundies in pews. World Vision, changin’ its ways, Oops! Think twice before embracin’ them gays. All we want is to feed the poor, Flip-flop to hate or they’ll starve some more. We’re not […]