Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Bets the Farm on Materiality

Hello, I’m Pastor Pillow! And welcome to Cubic Zirconium Cathedral Ministries of Las Vegas! What, you’re a Palladium Lifetime Member? Well, then, let me shake your hand. Heck, if it weren’t for all this desert dust, I might even offer to wash your feet. Because of the generous contributions of blessed believers like you, sacrificing […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Billy, Beards, Beaks and Booby Traps

Roundabout 3,000 years ago, several Egyptian priests gathered at the local Nilotic zinc bar and had a conversation that went something like this: Ahmose:  We have a problem. Her-uben:  I know, I know. Khu:  We’re very close to figuring out precisely where the sunrise will hit our proposed colonnade for the Temple of Karnak on […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Winter Wonderland Africa Plus Tips on Not Pleasuring Yourself

“Shark Week” is over, Ye Fishers of Men (and Women)!  Time to head on down to your local tabernacle of worship.  Pastor Pillow here. Before you toss your check into this week’s offering plate, please consider making an equivalent donation to the Ocean Conservancy or the Center for Marine Biodiversity & Conservation.  While we sat on […]