Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: 2014 YEAR-IN-REVIEW, Plus Pastor Pillow Builds a Wall

Hey, Pastor Pillow here! Yeah, I know it’s a little loud with all these construction compressors! Here, put on this intercessory prayer hard hat! The crew is still putting some of the final stones into place, but I couldn’t help noticing all of those greenbacks sticking out of your billfold—thought you might like to be […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Fishers of Muslims, When Franky Met Barry, Plus the ‘World Vision Shuffle’

for BC Pastor Pillow here! Please turn in your hymnals to No. 34. We are the Christian Shufflin’ Crew, Shufflin’ policies for fundies in pews. World Vision, changin’ its ways, Oops! Think twice before embracin’ them gays. All we want is to feed the poor, Flip-flop to hate or they’ll starve some more. We’re not […]

Conservatives are Furious That the Movie ‘Noah’ Doesn’t Tell Their Fictional Story Accurately

Some see me as kind of a paradox.  I’m a Christian, yet I don’t put much stock in the Bible.  I always reference the “Telephone Game” we often play as children as proof how a message, passed from person to person, can become completely distorted.  And that game is often played by using a simple […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Dem Westboro Bones, From Russia with Franklin Graham’s Love

Pastor Pillow here! Dem bones, dem bones, dem gay bones / Dem bones, dem bones, dem straight bones Please turn in your hymnals to No. 319. Fred Phelps, he of the Westboro Baptist Hate Community, is dead. It is the most celebrated death in the world of religion since Pope John Paul II left our […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Typhoons, Divine Genocide and Russell Crowe’s Arky-Arky

We thought it most appropriate to pass around the virtual platinum offering plates at the onset of today’s Christian Right Weekly Round-Up. Seriously, it’s way more important that you consider handing over a few hard-earned bucks for Typhoon Haiyan relief efforts than that you read a single word Pastor Pillow has to say. Here’s the […]