Today, the Revolution Did Not Happen (but it May Have Started)

An Argentinian Catholic, a Tibetan Buddhist, a Pakistani Muslim and an American Lesbian Talk Show Host walk into a bar. Bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve your kind here.” The foursome exchanges looks and replies, “Well, damn! Then who do you serve?!” … Today, the Revolution did not happen. (But it may have started.) Instead, […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Rocks the Vote, Plus Fundie Grave Sucking

Ding-Dong! Hey, I’m Pastor Pillow! Pat, Benny, Joel, Perry, good to see you. Come on in. What’s that, Rick? Doh! Sorry, so sorry! I completely forgot this is a secret cabal. No real names, everyone. So, um, I’m Pastor “Pulvino.” Pussy, Nebuchadnezzar, Pearls, Jar-Jar, good to see you. Everyone kick off your patent white slips […]

How to Be a More Active Progressive in Seven Easy Steps

a re-reissuance Something is wrong in the United States.  Really wrong. So wrong that a woman who was very near to becoming the Vice President thinks that the First Family lives at the Willard Hotel. (Nice place, by the way—stayed there once myself. Even the storage closet starts at $250 a night. But it ain’t […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow & the Parable of the Empty Megachurch

The Gospel According to The Golden Rule 1 1 Normally on the Lord’s Day, Pastor Pillow arrived at Cubic Zirconium Cathedral several hours before even the most faithful member to perform dutifully the humble role of sexton—to his mind, a kind of facility foot washing. 2 He unlocked doors; adjusted thermostats; flipped on hallway lights; […]

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Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow’s Lovesac Letter from Ferguson Jail

My Most Darling Mrs. Pillow, Your Brylcreem hubby here! While confined in this dank Ferguson jail cell following devout and bare-skinned acts of ministry in the name of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, it occurs to me that I probably won’t make it back to Cubic Zirconium Cathedral in time for the Sunday evening […]

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Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Lives Inside Me

Extra, Extra! Read all about it! Pastor Pillow Talks! is now an e-book! … “Pastor Pillow here!” That’s how the “Christian Right Weekly Round-Up” usually begins. However, this week, Pastor Pillow is taking a break and hanging out in The Church Brew Works in Pittsburgh. Even though Pastor Pillow wants you to believe he only […]

Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Covets Bush’s Balls & Flees the Central American Children’s Crusade

Mr. President, quick grab your balls and follow me! No, Mr. W., sir, not those balls. Your Presidential golf balls! I’ve got signed balls by every President going back to Ike. It would be a shame not to add yours to my collection. Anyway, we don’t have much time! I can see the Central American […]

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Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow & Busty Bikini Babes Fight Hunger in Haiti!

Quick, get under the mosquito netting! Those bloodsuckers are more pterodactyl than insect. At least they’re not worried where their next meal is coming from—unlike these pathetic Haitians everywhere you turn. If only they had enough faith to turn mountainsides into terraced rice patties. Did you bring the Fanta? An entire vending machine? Man, you’re […]

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Christian Right Weekly Round-Up: Pastor Pillow Faces Stiff Competition from Glory Holy Ministries

Hey, I’m glad it’s you! Come on in and have a seat. Didn’t see you at the elders meeting this week, and I’ve been meaning to ask you a few questions. You missed the laying on of hands of Marge Melangue’s cockapoo. The vet said heartworm, but demons are sly, you know. By the way, […]

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Is Bernie Sanders Preparing To Run In 2016?

Many Democrats, independents, and progressives (myself included) have been hoping Bernie Sanders would consider making a run for the White House in 2016, whether as an independent candidate or as a Democrat. After much hope and speculation, it does look like he’s finally beginning to test the waters. According to the Burlington Free Press, Bernie […]